It's simple algebra my friends! You are witnessing what is easily the highest performance cougar ever made!
CAFFEINE??? What the hell is that? A record label? Do you think anyone sees past the glare long enough to notice the second 'e' is backwards? It doesn't even have an 'R' on it! These guys have a lot to learn... I've searched the Cougar brochure cover to cover and STILL can't find any mention of the Caffeine special option package...
This is a NO SMOKING Cougar!
The first Ford guaranteed not to burn oil!
Unfortunately, being underpowered, it gets smoked a lot...
At least it looks fast! What it really needs is a big-ass wing and a folgers exhaust system.
The left and right quarter windows reveal what are believed to be the names of the driver and passenger.
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