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Weather conversion chart for upstate NY!

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60 above
New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat.
People in Upstate New York plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Upstate New York sunbathe.

40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Upstate New York drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Onondaga Lake's water gets thicker.

20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
People in Upstate New York throw on a flannel shirt

15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Upstate New York have the last cook-out before it gets cold.


0 - People in Miami all die... Upstaters lick the flagpole.

20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Upstate New York get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Upstate NY are selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Upstate Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Upstate NY rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Upstaters get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
People in Upstate NY start saying...."Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl
 

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hahahahahahaha
 

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Originally posted by: CougarKat
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Hell freezes over.
The Buffalo Bills win the Super Bowl


so true... :)
 

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Originally posted by: CougarKat

297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Upstate NY complain about farmers with cold hands.
LOL!

I miss my cows :cry:
 
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