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60 degrees F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in New England sunbathe.

50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
People in New England plant gardens.

40 F: Italian & English cars won't start.
People in New England drive with the windows down. <---- How true is that. :)

32 F: Distilled water freezes.
The water at Moosehead Lake in Maine starts getting cooler.

20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in New England throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.

15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 F: All the people in Miami die.
New Englanders close the windows.

10 below zero: Californians escape en masse to Mexico.
Girl Scouts in New England sell cookies door to door.

25 below zero: Las Vegas disintegrates.
People in New England rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.

40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Some New Englanders are frustrated when they can't start their "kahs".

460 below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All atomic motion stops.
People in New England start saying . . . "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over.
Red Sox win World Series.

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hahaahhahaGO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where'd that come from? They make it sound like New York City is in north carolina or something. It's only about 50 mins away from me. From Maine its a haul, but NYC is alllmost a part of new england.

& for the record, last week when it was 8°, my MGB started right up.

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Well we should of known tho, Manning has gotten us close before then it slips away before the big game. :(
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