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You guys should already know where this is going to head hehehe. I was at the local car cruise in car shows in our area this weekend and I walked past this guy, probably in his mid 20s like myself which scared me lol, but I overheard him telling some kids about how bad the SVT Focuses are. I'm like ok, what the heck, spoil the guys parade. I walk on over and just listen to him going into it. I kept my mouth shut until the right moment :evil: which was when he said that he's read where the SVT focuses can hang with the 2003 SVT Mustang Cobras and vettes.
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The group of people he was talking to, only 3 guys there besides me heheh were probably 16, 17 year olds guessing :shrug: But this idiot kept on and on claiming they were all mighty. Still I said nothing, just listen and nodded my head. When he was finished he's like listen to this beast man, right out of the factory **fool climbs into car, cranks it up and revs it. .. and I hear nothing but something that sounds like a blow dryer**
I couldn't resist it any longer. . . just tooooooo much tormet just sitting there hehehe. I go. . "So it's pretty fast huh" Focus idiot of the year says "Yea man that's what I said. I've read they run mid 13s at the track man" **and sounding so ********* Then I go "So is that true. . .wow I'm shocked. And you can beat an 2003 SVT Cobra and vettes huh" FIOTY (Focus Idiot Of The Year, getting tired already of typeing that) says "Yea man, this one time, on interstate I-40 West, (sounding like that B***** on American Pie about band camp) I had this 03 Cobra pull next to me. Dude we slowed down to 60 and after honking 3 times we were gone. All he saw was my sexy Focus tail blowing his cobra away man. . .no ****z man." Then I'm saying "oooo wow that's impressive. You smoked the SVT Cobra, then in that case you should be able to smoke a F-body then right?" FIOTY goes "What's an F-body" :rofl:
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It took every inch of me to not crack up and laugh at this guy. I just pointed at my TA that was parked 4 cars down from him :biggrin:
FIOTY "Oh for sure man, if I can smoke a vette or Cobra, yea man I'll smoke your TA" Then he's laughing his ass off at me and telling those kids, man you see this guy. One of the guys go hey, go ahead and run him. And before FIOTY says anything I go yea that sounds like a good idea. I gave him a location not far from where we were at, it was already 9:30pm so traffic in this part of the area wasn't bad he took the bait. And funny thing the other 3 guys also came along hehehe. One was in a Mustang V6 and the other two rode together in a modded fugly civic. We all including FIOTY just rode around slowly until we came to a light finally to play around.
I'm just laughing at myself and for once I still can't believe I came across a complete numbnutz like this. Almost makes me cry. . . .from laughing so much hehehe. The only thing that I'm kicking myself in the nutz over is that I didn't have my freaking camera with me!!!!
But waiting at the light, the FIOTY dude is sitting there soudning like Rick Flair off WWE, woooooo. . . .woooooo. . . . woooooooo. I look in the rear view at the guys behind me (civic dudes) and both cats were laughing there asses off and one was pointing at FIOTY. Something makes me think they already know what's about to happen to the guy.
I notice the other light turning yellow and I rev it up to 1500rpms and paitently wait. Light turns green and uh ohh. . he actually got a little chrip LOL!!!!
I release and next thing I know I'm about 5 buses or more ahead of all of them. (gotta love a stall and good tires hehe)
I slow back to let them catch up and he's like, "you mofo. . .let's take this to the interstate, a 60 roll .. .wooooo. . . wooooooo"
So I follow (was only two intersections ahead anyway) so we get on the interstate and did a 60 roll. And guess what. Again I smoked his @ss.
We all then got off the next exit, I'm ahead of them all and I pull into the Shell gas station there. He's swearing up a storm, head all out the window and fliping me off going on his way. The other two cars pull in behind me and we just sit there for abit chatting. Actually good kids. Just don't understand why some of them like to do the ricer thing but oh well, everyone has there tastes.
But was a good hilarious night for me
**and made mental note, keeping camera in glove box at all times now**
I'm hoping I will run up against him again soon before the cruise ins stop for the winter months hehe.
You guys should already know where this is going to head hehehe. I was at the local car cruise in car shows in our area this weekend and I walked past this guy, probably in his mid 20s like myself which scared me lol, but I overheard him telling some kids about how bad the SVT Focuses are. I'm like ok, what the heck, spoil the guys parade. I walk on over and just listen to him going into it. I kept my mouth shut until the right moment :evil: which was when he said that he's read where the SVT focuses can hang with the 2003 SVT Mustang Cobras and vettes.
I couldn't resist it any longer. . . just tooooooo much tormet just sitting there hehehe. I go. . "So it's pretty fast huh" Focus idiot of the year says "Yea man that's what I said. I've read they run mid 13s at the track man" **and sounding so ********* Then I go "So is that true. . .wow I'm shocked. And you can beat an 2003 SVT Cobra and vettes huh" FIOTY (Focus Idiot Of The Year, getting tired already of typeing that) says "Yea man, this one time, on interstate I-40 West, (sounding like that B***** on American Pie about band camp) I had this 03 Cobra pull next to me. Dude we slowed down to 60 and after honking 3 times we were gone. All he saw was my sexy Focus tail blowing his cobra away man. . .no ****z man." Then I'm saying "oooo wow that's impressive. You smoked the SVT Cobra, then in that case you should be able to smoke a F-body then right?" FIOTY goes "What's an F-body" :rofl:
FIOTY "Oh for sure man, if I can smoke a vette or Cobra, yea man I'll smoke your TA" Then he's laughing his ass off at me and telling those kids, man you see this guy. One of the guys go hey, go ahead and run him. And before FIOTY says anything I go yea that sounds like a good idea. I gave him a location not far from where we were at, it was already 9:30pm so traffic in this part of the area wasn't bad he took the bait. And funny thing the other 3 guys also came along hehehe. One was in a Mustang V6 and the other two rode together in a modded fugly civic. We all including FIOTY just rode around slowly until we came to a light finally to play around.
I'm just laughing at myself and for once I still can't believe I came across a complete numbnutz like this. Almost makes me cry. . . .from laughing so much hehehe. The only thing that I'm kicking myself in the nutz over is that I didn't have my freaking camera with me!!!!
But waiting at the light, the FIOTY dude is sitting there soudning like Rick Flair off WWE, woooooo. . . .woooooo. . . . woooooooo. I look in the rear view at the guys behind me (civic dudes) and both cats were laughing there asses off and one was pointing at FIOTY. Something makes me think they already know what's about to happen to the guy.
I notice the other light turning yellow and I rev it up to 1500rpms and paitently wait. Light turns green and uh ohh. . he actually got a little chrip LOL!!!!
I release and next thing I know I'm about 5 buses or more ahead of all of them. (gotta love a stall and good tires hehe)
I slow back to let them catch up and he's like, "you mofo. . .let's take this to the interstate, a 60 roll .. .wooooo. . . wooooooo"
So I follow (was only two intersections ahead anyway) so we get on the interstate and did a 60 roll. And guess what. Again I smoked his @ss.
We all then got off the next exit, I'm ahead of them all and I pull into the Shell gas station there. He's swearing up a storm, head all out the window and fliping me off going on his way. The other two cars pull in behind me and we just sit there for abit chatting. Actually good kids. Just don't understand why some of them like to do the ricer thing but oh well, everyone has there tastes.
But was a good hilarious night for me
**and made mental note, keeping camera in glove box at all times now**
I'm hoping I will run up against him again soon before the cruise ins stop for the winter months hehe.
