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You guys should already know where this is going to head hehehe. I was at the local car cruise in car shows in our area this weekend and I walked past this guy, probably in his mid 20s like myself which scared me lol, but I overheard him telling some kids about how bad the SVT Focuses are. I'm like ok, what the heck, spoil the guys parade. I walk on over and just listen to him going into it. I kept my mouth shut until the right moment :evil: which was when he said that he's read where the SVT focuses can hang with the 2003 SVT Mustang Cobras and vettes.
The group of people he was talking to, only 3 guys there besides me heheh were probably 16, 17 year olds guessing :shrug: But this idiot kept on and on claiming they were all mighty. Still I said nothing, just listen and nodded my head. When he was finished he's like listen to this beast man, right out of the factory **fool climbs into car, cranks it up and revs it. .. and I hear nothing but something that sounds like a blow dryer**

I couldn't resist it any longer. . . just tooooooo much tormet just sitting there hehehe. I go. . "So it's pretty fast huh" Focus idiot of the year says "Yea man that's what I said. I've read they run mid 13s at the track man" **and sounding so ********* Then I go "So is that true. . .wow I'm shocked. And you can beat an 2003 SVT Cobra and vettes huh" FIOTY (Focus Idiot Of The Year, getting tired already of typeing that) says "Yea man, this one time, on interstate I-40 West, (sounding like that B***** on American Pie about band camp) I had this 03 Cobra pull next to me. Dude we slowed down to 60 and after honking 3 times we were gone. All he saw was my sexy Focus tail blowing his cobra away man. . .no ****z man." Then I'm saying "oooo wow that's impressive. You smoked the SVT Cobra, then in that case you should be able to smoke a F-body then right?" FIOTY goes "What's an F-body" :rofl:
It took every inch of me to not crack up and laugh at this guy. I just pointed at my TA that was parked 4 cars down from him :biggrin:

FIOTY "Oh for sure man, if I can smoke a vette or Cobra, yea man I'll smoke your TA" Then he's laughing his ass off at me and telling those kids, man you see this guy. One of the guys go hey, go ahead and run him. And before FIOTY says anything I go yea that sounds like a good idea. I gave him a location not far from where we were at, it was already 9:30pm so traffic in this part of the area wasn't bad he took the bait. And funny thing the other 3 guys also came along hehehe. One was in a Mustang V6 and the other two rode together in a modded fugly civic. We all including FIOTY just rode around slowly until we came to a light finally to play around.


I'm just laughing at myself and for once I still can't believe I came across a complete numbnutz like this. Almost makes me cry. . . .from laughing so much hehehe. The only thing that I'm kicking myself in the nutz over is that I didn't have my freaking camera with me!!!! :cry: :cry:

But waiting at the light, the FIOTY dude is sitting there soudning like Rick Flair off WWE, woooooo. . . .woooooo. . . . woooooooo. I look in the rear view at the guys behind me (civic dudes) and both cats were laughing there asses off and one was pointing at FIOTY. Something makes me think they already know what's about to happen to the guy.

I notice the other light turning yellow and I rev it up to 1500rpms and paitently wait. Light turns green and uh ohh. . he actually got a little chrip LOL!!!!

I release and next thing I know I'm about 5 buses or more ahead of all of them. (gotta love a stall and good tires hehe)

I slow back to let them catch up and he's like, "you mofo. . .let's take this to the interstate, a 60 roll .. .wooooo. . . wooooooo"

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So I follow (was only two intersections ahead anyway) so we get on the interstate and did a 60 roll. And guess what. Again I smoked his @ss.


We all then got off the next exit, I'm ahead of them all and I pull into the Shell gas station there. He's swearing up a storm, head all out the window and fliping me off going on his way. The other two cars pull in behind me and we just sit there for abit chatting. Actually good kids. Just don't understand why some of them like to do the ricer thing but oh well, everyone has there tastes.


But was a good hilarious night for me :)


**and made mental note, keeping camera in glove box at all times now**


I'm hoping I will run up against him again soon before the cruise ins stop for the winter months hehe.
 

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Nice! Sounds pretty fun to smoke a dumbass like that! Kids are sooo stupid! But....you do have double the displacement and horsepower!
 

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Originally posted by: scottina99
Nice! Sounds pretty fun to smoke a dumbass like that! Kids are sooo stupid! But....you do have double the displacement and horsepower!

Yea bone stock 4banger versus a 5.7L V8. Hmmmm. Now if it was a heavly modded 4 banger, even the displacement, I've seen some turboed 4 bangers run some interesting speeds from a roll. But this guy just didn't know his cars. . .and got edujumacated lol!!
 

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Omg, is this what you raced? svt

ROFLMAO I would have been so weak!!:rofl:
 

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Originally posted by: SaphireBlue
Omg, is this what you raced? svt

ROFLMAO I would have been so weak!!:rofl:


LOL that's it. Reason why it was so hard for me to keep from laughing my @ss off at him from the beginning. Nearly bit my tongue off, especailly the SVT Cobra and Vette part. That was kinda hard for me :)
 
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you know its funny, i get more **** from Standard WRX owners than STi owners....my point is that people who hype their cars up are the most annoying.
 

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hey, he wasn't asking for it, the focus driver was asking for it, after claiming to take a cobra and a vette(maybe a chevette)
 

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Originally posted by: EricF
hey, he wasn't asking for it, the focus driver was asking for it, after claiming to take a cobra and a vette(maybe a chevette)




:rofl:
 

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that's typical **** right there........i'm so happy you got to put the little [email protected]$tard in his place.

i was sitting in the theater last friday.....patiently waiting for "Chainsaw Massacre" to start. i hear these ******** behind me talking about audi's and goin to the track. this kid said that he was driving an audi TT and he stayed with, and i quote, "a lambo" after that he said murcielago. now i don't know much about audi's. the TT has what.......a 1.3lt or something. yeah, turbo, but not lambo, lol....one has waaaaayy more hp.....it took all i had in me not to say something. even my fiancée stopped talking to her friend, turned to me and said, "what the [email protected]$K did he just say?!?"


i'm glad you got to do something about it.....nice job!...:thumbsup:





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Raben...dang son....at LEAST you should have taken some if his money.
 

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Originally posted by: Y2Kat
Raben...dang son....at LEAST you should have taken some if his money.


:banghead:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

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Originally posted by: MagicHallucinations
that's typical **** right there........i'm so happy you got to put the little [email protected]$tard in his place.

i was sitting in the theater last friday.....patiently waiting for "Chainsaw Massacre" to start. i hear these ******** behind me talking about audi's and goin to the track. this kid said that he was driving an audi TT and he stayed with, and i quote, "a lambo" after that he said murcielago. now i don't know much about audi's. the TT has what.......a 1.3lt or something. yeah, turbo, but not lambo, lol....one has waaaaayy more hp.....it took all i had in me not to say something. even my fiancée stopped talking to her friend, turned to me and said, "what the [email protected]$K did he just say?!?"


i'm glad you got to do something about it.....nice job!...:thumbsup:





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LOL!! Now that's a good one heheh. Audi TT taking on a Lambo! That's some funny stuff there. There is no way one would be able to take one, unless some SERIOUS mods were in place. And then would the 1.3 or 1.8L ?? Would it even be able to handle the power needed for the job hehe.

Now there's been a TA that took on a murcielago once. I read it somewhere on the lambo boards, was out in CA. Not sure if I posted that thread here on NECO somewhere or not. Found it quite funny reading the rich people talking smack lol. But ofcourse the TA was heavly modified too hehe :evil:
 

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Lambs to the slaughter! Nice job. I hate those cocky little punks. I wonder if he knows he only has 170HP.
 

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god damn! I think you found the biggest lying out of the ass rice-boys ever! LOL I would have Loved to have been there! Except I wouldnt have been able to contain myself... I would have laughed at him right then and there.

Hell even I would have blown him away by a good amount!
 

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Raben man, you should have done what i did...

A toyota Corolla wanted to race me one night... when the light when green, he chirped his tires, i didn't "floor it" but i made sure i gave it enough gas to stay DEAD EVEN with him... i waited for that perfect moment - where he looks over, and i wave - then fully give it the gas and smoke him.

its all about seeing the whites of his eyes... see that look in his eyes - the one where, in a split second, he realizes that he picked the wrooooong car to race :tongue:
 

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Originally posted by: ND4SPD
Raben man, you should have done what i did...

A toyota Corolla wanted to race me one night... when the light when green, he chirped his tires, i didn't "floor it" but i made sure i gave it enough gas to stay DEAD EVEN with him... i waited for that perfect moment - where he looks over, and i wave - then fully give it the gas and smoke him.

its all about seeing the whites of his eyes... see that look in his eyes - the one where, in a split second, he realizes that he picked the wrooooong car to race :tongue:

That's good too. . . but I like crushing whatever dreams or hopes he had right off the start :) Get it done and over with.
 

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heheh yeah, true true :)

I still think though... your car has enough power, once you beat him, you could have slowed down...waited till he caught up, then beat him AGAIN.

:rofl: now that would be the ultimate humiliation. :biggrin:
 
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