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The Death Test


Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 9, 2059
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (16%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
 

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WTF?

Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us) teeeheeeteeeheee.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 26, 2049
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
 

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May 19, 2052
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (6%)
Homicide (5%)
 

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You can expect to die on:
January 11, 2053
at the age of 81 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)
 

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 15, 2063
at the age of 80 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
 

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


August 1, 2050
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
 

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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 18, 2057
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Alien Abduction (16%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (7%)
 

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February 26, 2053
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
 
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yes, that is absolutely true...
however, it has everything to do with age...
as we get older, we are more prone to environmental factors such as pollution, radiation and free radicals in our body.. at the same time, decreased immune function which in turn decrease the number of specialized cells such as NK cells which controls cancerous tissue... so as you can see, as we get older, statistically, our chance of getting cancer becomes greater...

btw, im gonna die of airplane accident... im going to "accidently" fall out of an airplane and im going terminal... hehe.
 
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June 30, 2047
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
 
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