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uhm, yes. i would like to file a complaint. this *complaint* is directed to a mr. george atchinson. here is a small list i have composed of mr atchinson's faulty behaviors...
1) mr atchinson has, in more than one instance, presented the acronym "brb", giving a false idea that mr atchinson will indeed, "be right back", when in reality, he returns hours later.
2) mr atchinson has been allegedly charged with "engaging in the showering process more than 3 times daily" a feat in itself that not only is detrimental to the usage of water, but may also eventually result in a raisin like appearance of the skin due to over-soakage...
3) similar to number 1, mr atchinson has also been reported to tell others to "hold on one sec", and ignore them for 45 minutes. clearly unacceptable.
4) sir atchinson was once spotted displaying a V-TEC engine logo on his cougar. clearly an insult to the cougar community. none of that please.
5) on a recent trek to hot import nights, a certain picture of mr atchinson was captured *shirtless* i believe we have a *no man boobies* policy on this site...
6) mr atchinson will not let others touch his car...supposedly only HE can lean on it, or eat in it, otherwise the car will magically obtain a state of disaster and result in great distress for mr atchinson. hmm.
7) mr atchinson obviosuly isn't working enough hours during the week, or putting enough time into his car, because this one time, at nopi, there was a cougar, and it had his daddy...
8) and lastly, he is asian.
thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen. i hope we can settle matters with mr atchinson promptly, as these types of things cannot and will not go unnoticed, and must be corrected.
YOU ASKED FOR IT GEORGE :rofl:
(for those of you that can't tell, this is a joke and george asked for it...so...lol)
1) mr atchinson has, in more than one instance, presented the acronym "brb", giving a false idea that mr atchinson will indeed, "be right back", when in reality, he returns hours later.
2) mr atchinson has been allegedly charged with "engaging in the showering process more than 3 times daily" a feat in itself that not only is detrimental to the usage of water, but may also eventually result in a raisin like appearance of the skin due to over-soakage...
3) similar to number 1, mr atchinson has also been reported to tell others to "hold on one sec", and ignore them for 45 minutes. clearly unacceptable.
4) sir atchinson was once spotted displaying a V-TEC engine logo on his cougar. clearly an insult to the cougar community. none of that please.
5) on a recent trek to hot import nights, a certain picture of mr atchinson was captured *shirtless* i believe we have a *no man boobies* policy on this site...
6) mr atchinson will not let others touch his car...supposedly only HE can lean on it, or eat in it, otherwise the car will magically obtain a state of disaster and result in great distress for mr atchinson. hmm.
7) mr atchinson obviosuly isn't working enough hours during the week, or putting enough time into his car, because this one time, at nopi, there was a cougar, and it had his daddy...
8) and lastly, he is asian.
thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen. i hope we can settle matters with mr atchinson promptly, as these types of things cannot and will not go unnoticed, and must be corrected.
YOU ASKED FOR IT GEORGE :rofl:
(for those of you that can't tell, this is a joke and george asked for it...so...lol)
I mean well and dont intend to leave anyone hangin lol
