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Dont get the wrong idea by this post; I am happy here and grateful for having a very nice place to stay but;

So Janelle has this cat that wont leave me alone. I mean it is really starting to piss me off. First off, I hate cats. Secondly, I am allergic to 90% of them or more (I think I remember one cat not bothering me once so cant say all). Thirdly, I hate cats. I can tollerate them as long as they leave me alone. However, Janelles cat sits outside my door and meows 24/7 and whenever I am outside my room she followes me everywhere meowing and being annoying. Hopefully its just because I think she's in heat and maybe her getting fixed soon will take care of the problem but in the mean time are there any suggestions on how to rid myself of its affection? Flippin it the bird and telling it to F-off isnt working very well :banghead: I have discovered that it really really hates water but just comes right back a minute later (just a few drops flung from my fingers Janelle; I wont abuse your cat ;) )

Anyway, Janelle, dont take offence to it, your cat should be fine once we remove her womanhood but in the mean time it is really annoying. Is there something that they hate that is not harmful to us or the cat that I can use? Thanks.

PS- Gonna kill the kids upstairs I think.
 

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Ahhh good times in apartments kids up stairs animals driving you insane
that's right my friend you are getting the full experience.

My suggestion to keep the cat away is a herb that comes in a small pouch
it's called cat nip. Buy some of that and rub it all over your body, they
hate it with a passion.:biggrin:
yeah actually I have no advice for you
 

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put tin foil outside your door. cats cant stand the sound and/or feel of it, so the cat shouldnt come near your door. we have used it to stop the cats from peeing against the wall in our basement. another suggestion i have is get these sensor things. they go off when they are knocked or something. and if the room is in the basement and/or upstairs, stick a baby gate at the top/bottom of the stairs, and tie this sensor to it. it gets annoying stepping over it and possibly setting of the sensor, but it could be better than the cat meowing at your door at the wee hours of the morning. just some suggestions for ya. hope they help.
 

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i have to come to my cat's defense here since she can't speak for herself.
The only reason she's meowing all day and all night is because she wants a
man right now. I have made an appointment to fix that prob. Also she's really
friendly and probably sits outside slade's door cause she wants some attention from
him
 

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just give her a little lovin slade!!! then she will leave you alone...or maybe just want more....
 

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Edited:Yeah, posting after drinking about cats is a no no. Sorry about that everyone, it was pretty sick, funny at first then sick after. Sorry :(



Ok actually I hate cats too but Ive learned to just deal with them, BUT i m not allergic to them.
 

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john that post pissed me off! just my two cents
 

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I totally hate cats too. I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone who likes them. I gotta say though I like Janelle's cat. It's really pretty and it makes me laugh when all she wants to do is get attention from Slade, and all he wants to do is kick it across the room.

John - I have to admit I laughed, but dude.
 

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Sorry janelle, plus you know I like your cats! A kid in our house has a cat now and he purrs nonstop.

The last post was deffinently while I was drinking heavily, just played a few drinking games and well decided to post. Sorry about that one, I ll edit it now :(

Does this mean everyones back to hating on me again? O wait everyone hated on me all along! lol
 

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A duh who moved in with who? Maybe this shoulda been considered, especially with the allergies.

I can't believe I've heard Sled say he doesn't like pussy! actually I can believe it:naughty:
Rub a little Peanut butter in certain places and she'll be all over ya!
Lock it into the shower with the water running.
Yeah I'm a dog person myself.

Sorry I'm having too much fun with this post:biggrin:
 

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I don't think it's so much the allergies as the fact that he can't walk around without that damn thing following him everywhere he goes. Plus I think it masturbates in front of him or something. I thought that peanut butter thing only worked with dogs...
Originally posted by: Bexcat Yeah I'm a dog person myself.
...so you tell me.

Or-- Apply Sticky Tape to the edge of whatever. Cats hate the feeling of sticky tape, and will be discouraged after one or two tries. The disadvantage is that you may have to keep reapplying it indefinitely, and the sticky stuff may be difficult to clean up afterward. So just wrap yourself up in double-sided tape ;)

Or try
Product #1

Product #2

Product #3

Tips

But remember this is still Janelle's cat and you knew this when you moved in so make sure she's OK with this stuff :)
 
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two words....

Chinese food!


they don't call cat the other other white meat for nothing

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(raising the bar for indecency yet again)
 

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No and then!

This reminds me of the South Park where Cartman's cat was in heat and it kept sticking it's a$$ in his face. I see the same thing when I imagine Slade sitting on the couch.
 

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http://www.angelfire.com/hi3/JessicaLynn022/images/*****.gif



here *****..
 

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You guys are just wrong.

The flicking water seems to be working. Just to clear up a comment by Diane;

YES, I think the cat masturbated (can we say this on here?) in front of me yesterday and it was disturbing. So I finally get it to leave me alone and its sitting on Janelles bed about 3 feet from me (at computer typing to you all). Its purring and contorting its body all over and stuff like normal. Then I hear this very low grumbling, purring, wierd noise and look over to see the cat going to town on itself in ways we humans can only dream of (well, rumor is that some can pull this off). It is up against Janelles pillow laying on its back bent over itself lickin like its goin outta style. Oh, and there was some "quivering" going on too....I got up and left cuz it was quite disgusting. That, and I dont really want a cat to love itself to me.

I can be sure of what was happening cuz I dont know much bout cats but this was NOT normal cat purring...though it wasnt that deep cat growl that they make when the are getting it or giving it to another cat either. Maybe Janelle needs to go buy her other ***** a lil toy at the porn store???
 

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yes it's true, my ***** is all grown up.
I have witness this behavior around 6 times. She makes this
noise that is not meowing and not the i'm in heat sound. It almost
sounds like she's releaving stress when she does it. The only thing
that makes me feel really wierd about this, is according to slade she
performed this act on my pillow. I just wish she could find her own little
spot to masturbate instead of my bed.

well it's time to go wash my sheets.

later,
janelle
 
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