"You will be warned up to three times and after that it's off to the showers for you"
Actually Mortis, you only get two warnings. It will work like this:
In the coming week, I will be working up a "Code of Conduct" for the boards. If this code is broken, you have have broken the code once, thus you get your first warning (steeeeeeriiiike 1.) If you break the code a second time, you get your second and final warning (steeeeeeriiiike 2.) Now, if you break the code one last time, you guessed it ... steeeeeeriiiike 3 ... your out!
Like it or not, this is a club and to be a member, you must follow rules. If you can't, you are no longer wanted as a member. This seem too harsh, but rules are rules and there to protect everyone. By everyone, I mean ANYONE who has a web browser and can get to this board. Childish and Stupid behaviour on this board is not only a reflection of the poster, but the board members as well if they allow it to continue. By standing up and setting forth these rules and enforcing them, we show EVERYONE that we are a well organized, well mannered group of enthusiast. If that is something that you don't wish to be, leave now.