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>A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's
>house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to
>see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft
>music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>"What are you doing?" she asked.
>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
>daughter-in-law answered.
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
>excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
>instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He
>can't get enough of me."
>The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
>showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a
>romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to
>arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw
>her lying there so provocatively.
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner???"

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LOL
 

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ha! ironing! HA HA! I'm going to steal that joke!
 

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Originally posted by: NorCalCoug
The only way you two would ever be enlightened is if someone rammed a lightbulb up your asses.
And you know this by...........

Experience?

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your funny... lookin! :cover: :banana: :)

Ill contribute a joke:

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety
violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on
the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir,
did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
 

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Originally posted by: ShinyBlackCat
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Kinda ironic, I just got a speeding ticket today by a dick of a cop.:(
how bad? :(
 

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41 in a 25. I was literally like 4 seconds from pulling into my school parking lot, and the cop was parked in a SafeWay parking lot. He pulled right behind me as I parked and gave me a ticket.
 
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