Well lets get 'er crackin. sorry for the cell phone pics but the two that i took.
And the first quote.
Jameson and me leaving Cedar Rapids with Blktilly and JacobS beside us.
JacobS: "nothing cooler than 2 dudes rolling in a lil car"
Jameson: "No ****"
Me: "Just ignore his AE polo and my Aero tee and well call it good"
:insert many laughs here: :rofl:
we pulled into a Kum&Go and got some drinkage, when i got out older guy started talking to me.
Guy: "What is that? Is that a porsche?"
Me: "No its a mazda miata"
Guy: " Really? it looks like its kindof a 02 something, maybe newer."
Me: "Nope its a 1991 Miata, just has a body kit and rims and tires."
Guy: "Wow i wish my truck looked as cool as that"
Me: "Well you know ill trade my car for that truck if your up to it"
Guy: " Naw its not that cool, but you have a nice night"
:rofl::rofl: he had an 2007 GMC Sierra 1500 or 2500 lol
Sitting at Texas Roadhouse
our server's name was Sarah
Jameson: " I need more butter for my ass" something like that
pass him another container.
start getting our sides after a while
Sarah: " Ill get you guys some more buns "
Me: "Make sure you get extra butter for my friend over there"
Sarah: "Sure anything for him"
Jameson: "F*** you man"
:rofl:
JacobS ordering:
Sarah: "What can i get for you bud?"
JacobS: "Whoa, were ordering? i haven't even looked at the menu!"
JacobS: "Ill have the All American Cheeseburger" i think that was it
Sarah: " And how would you like that cooked?"
JacobS: "Cooked? Well i'd like it cooked, not raw"
Sarah confused
Jameson: "He wants it medium-well" "Excuse my friend he is physical handicapped"
JacobS sulks and just sips on his pop for the next 2-3 mins.
Leaving Texas Roadhouse, Blktilly's infront of me
Couple cute girls prolly either 16 or 17 walk past us one gives a quick glance back.
Blktilly looks back.
Me: "Dude thats my age group, see your over 18 and im under, off limits for you"
Blktilly: "Either way, there both doable and since when does age matter?"
:rofl:
I got a million of these.. haha
I was sitting between JacobS and one of his friends
Dude that worked at the restraunte walked to go put up a chair or something, spikey hair.
JacobS's Friend: "Well its obvious he isn't gay.."
Me: "Yeah, all hes missing is some spray tan. Ill find him a coupon"
:rofl:
For some reason we were just standing outside of Kum&Go
some blue impala goes by with 20s or 22s, dunno, dont care.
Girl pulls up in a white malibu.
Eyes direct to her as shes not wearing a bra.
While she was inside me and Jameson walked over to look at a 4 dr SVT Focus.
She comes back out and were back.
Jameson: "Dude, that girl didn't have a bra on!"
:facepalm:
At Texas Roadhouse
Jameson: "Ill have this lil guy right here"
Me to JacobS: "Thats what he says all the time, it makes him feel big then"
JacobS: :rofl: lol
Lets expand this
Jameson: "Kyle, your car looks so familiar"
Dont remember which either BlkTilly or JacobS: "Yeah it looks like the one we stole the fog lights off"
Kyle: "The dealership charged me for new foglights"
Jameson: "Well that sucks now, i feel bad"
Kyle: "Well I dont mind, except i had freaking HIDs in them" something special
For those who haven't gotten the big black balls, all Jameson
"I have this white toy poodle
I named him Cheto even though there isn't a speck of orange on him,
but hes got two big black balls
I just want to breed him"
Sitting at a dealership in CR
had a 01 or 02 Mercury Cougar 5 spd
Jameson: " I want that friggin spoiler " "I dont care if we have to ball back to CF with the top down and the spoiler strapped down, I want it"
Me: "Hey look 3 taurus!, engine swap anyone?"
while we were screwing around here some big ol girl walked past and she came back like 15 mins later
Girl: "So you boys find the car you want yet?"
Me: "If your buying we'll take that black one"
she looks at Kyle's girlfriend
Girl: "Yeah she'd go zoom zoom in it i bet.
I glare at her
Me: "No, zoom zoom, is for mazda's only"
Girl: " O Dont worry she knows what i mean"
:rofl:
While she was crossing the street
Jameson: "Look at the huge bish coming over with flappy titties"
JacobS: "I like me some big flappy titties"
dont remember how this convo went but coming into CR
Jameson was on the phone with Nick, the green coug
Jameson: "So you got NOS in your car now?"
Nick: "Yeah i got a lil black button"
Jameson: "So when you push that lil button, does it say Fail back at you?"
Nick: hung up on him.
:rofl:
me- your car is farmiliar... jacob whats that dealershipp by your house.?
jacob- castle motors.
kyle- i traded in my car there, then got it back cuz what i got turned out to be a piece
me-****... did you NOT have fog lights when you got it back?
kyle- no i had to pay for some cuz they said it didn't have any
jacob- no way
me- DUDE I STOLE YOUR ****ING FOG LIGHTS OMG ROFLMFAO!
kyle- dude i had xeon bulbs in them
me-sorry man, i feel bad... actually no i dont, i like those fog lights hah.
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