Monday Joke:

LostRacer · 08-25-2008, 04:56 PM

A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.* He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.* The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs..

ice992 · 08-25-2008, 04:58 PM

i needed a laugh today... thanks ty

branchedout · 08-25-2008, 05:23 PM

florida

then

PeteST · 08-26-2008, 05:38 PM

Good one

08-25-2008, 04:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
LostRacer Merry Christmas! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Everywhere you want to be Posts: 19,753 Blog Entries: 2	Monday Joke: A man passed out on the beach in Miami for four hours, and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to the front of his legs above his knees.* He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.* The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor? The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.. __________________ The One&Only! C.A.R.B # FU50

08-25-2008, 04:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
ice992 Coming for you... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Monroe, LA Posts: 1,565 Images: 30 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Monday Joke: i needed a laugh today... thanks ty __________________ -Dan MetalDamage!!!! The beatings will continue until moral improves!!! <--- Classic!!!

08-25-2008, 05:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
branchedout I voted for the Mulatto! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Delray Beach, FL Posts: 2,348	Re: Monday Joke: florida then __________________ CougarGurl: I didn't gag though, I was very proud of myself! Bdiddy : i love freshman. i get older, and they stay the same age. haha! CougarGrrl99 : my sauce is yummy 308.50/219.4/199

08-26-2008, 05:38 PM	#4 (permalink)
PeteST NECO Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 184	Re: Monday Joke: Good one __________________ NO I might as well be on Mars

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