Silly Joke

RodneyBur · 07-22-2008, 05:48 PM

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb can of coffee
& 1 lb package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk
standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items
on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're
absolutely right! I am single, but how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

bdiddy · 07-22-2008, 05:51 PM

I've posted this one before

Naturaltal3nt · 07-22-2008, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdiddy

I've posted this one before

i thought this guy was banned already

bdiddy · 07-22-2008, 06:12 PM

I am. I found a way around it

LostRacer · 07-22-2008, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdiddy

I've posted this one before

No link = teh :micah:

RodneyBur · 07-22-2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdiddy

I've posted this one before

OH, YEAH PROVE IT!!

07-22-2008, 05:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
RodneyBur NECO Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 2,452	Silly Joke WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb can of coffee & 1 lb package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely right! I am single, but how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.' __________________ 1999 Laser Red MTX 14.509 1/4 2.265 60' 2002 3L with SVT UIM, SVT LIM no secondaries, SVT Cams, SVT TB, 24# injectors, WR Headers & y-pipe, AEM Intake, SVT Clutch, Fidanza flywheel, Clevite rod bearings, ST200 valve springs, Underdrive pulleys, Escape oil pan, DMD, Magnecor KV85 Comp Wires, Polished timing cover-valve covers-MAF-TStat, Torsen LSD, Focus shift tower & forks, RP syncromax, SVT ECU, SCT Flip Chip, B&M Shifter, OMP FSTB, Mirko RSTB, Roush RSB, Roush Floor Mats, 2.5" Trubendz

07-22-2008, 05:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
bdiddy Banned. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 6,715	Re: Silly Joke I've posted this one before __________________

07-22-2008, 06:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
bdiddy Banned. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 6,715	Re: Silly Joke I am. I found a way around it __________________

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