Tuesday Joke

bubby · 07-22-2008, 12:14 PM

I got this in my email today.

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears.His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'The
mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.

Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he
see?''Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankul; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.''That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd
be ****ed if he needed glasses.

thousandlegs · 07-22-2008, 12:17 PM

good one.

BigBalledOX · 07-22-2008, 12:18 PM

Eh . . .

LostRacer · 07-22-2008, 12:26 PM

Bubbo you're slippin..

bubby · 07-22-2008, 12:27 PM

Well, **** you all then. I thought it was funny.

Pyro81 · 07-22-2008, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostRacer

Bubbo you're slippin..

That's not what you said...

JayZee · 07-22-2008, 12:30 PM

i thought it was funny too. cept there are contacts

LostRacer · 07-22-2008, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro81

That's not what you said...

I pulled a ND4SPD.

branchedout · 07-22-2008, 12:33 PM

i loled

Pyro81 · 07-22-2008, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostRacer

I pulled a ND4SPD.

Wait...i thought we were now calling it micah...
So...that means that either Matt pulled a micah before or you just uber micah'd...

07-22-2008, 12:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
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07-22-2008, 12:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
LostRacer Merry Christmas! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Everywhere you want to be Posts: 19,753 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Tuesday Joke Bubbo you're slippin.. __________________ The One&Only! C.A.R.B # FU50

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07-22-2008, 12:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
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