Girlfriend/Wifey Thread - Page 9

Naturaltal3nt · 07-24-2008, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonnycat

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess;

Player #1 took a shot and missed
Player #2 took a shot and scored

Player#1 is sore
Player#2 is too pumped to care

kinda like that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdiddy

then player #3 comes along and says she's f***** half the town anyways, and has an std.

player #1 is now happy he crashed and burned

def not like that

frenchblueC2 · 07-24-2008, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by azbobbybooshay10

Damn man, at least step up to some Puffs Plus or something. Brawny FTL...

Brawny doesn't have that sort of pattern. Brawny is a bunch of circles, not diamonds.

jonnycat · 07-24-2008, 01:32 PM

Besides if it was Brawny, I think that would make him gay.

thousandlegs · 07-24-2008, 01:57 PM

Try these:

KUGAKRAZY · 07-24-2008, 04:19 PM

Do gun targets stop bullets? Do tissues stop...? Socks do

UserDrew · 07-25-2008, 04:54 AM

I love threads like this! I get to post my picture.

Going on 8 years now!

NorCalCoug · 07-26-2008, 12:45 AM

I banged all of your girlfriends and wives while you were sleeping.

And after that, I gave you a tranquilizer and I put it in your butt.

I bet you all wondered why your asses were sore that morning eh?

thousandlegs · 07-26-2008, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorCalCoug

I banged all of your girlfriends and wives while you were sleeping.

And after that, I gave you a tranquilizer and I put it in your butt.

I bet you all wondered why your asses were sore that morning eh?

I heard you liked doods.

Here you go:

me - If you were camping and woke up with a condom stuck in your ass would you tell anyone?

you - uhh, probably not

me - wanna go camping?

zerain · 07-26-2008, 01:20 AM

I might as well jump on the band wagon:

07-24-2008, 01:32 PM	#83 (permalink)
jonnycat NECO Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lethbridge Posts: 1,856	Re: Girlfriend/Wifey Thread Besides if it was Brawny, I think that would make him gay. __________________ I am a Petrolsexual.

07-24-2008, 01:57 PM	#84 (permalink)
thousandlegs Proud Papa Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pensacola, FL Posts: 1,357	Re: Girlfriend/Wifey Thread Try these: __________________ 1997 Cadillac Catera - me 2009 Hyundai Sonata - wife

07-25-2008, 04:54 AM	#86 (permalink)
UserDrew NECO Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: San Diego Posts: 1,704	Re: Girlfriend/Wifey Thread I love threads like this! I get to post my picture. Going on 8 years now! __________________ Drew's Myspace 1/8 mile 10.706 @ 68.72mph

07-26-2008, 12:45 AM	#87 (permalink)
NorCalCoug El Mucho Post Whoro Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 14,457	Re: Girlfriend/Wifey Thread I banged all of your girlfriends and wives while you were sleeping. And after that, I gave you a tranquilizer and I put it in your butt. I bet you all wondered why your asses were sore that morning eh?

07-26-2008, 01:20 AM	#89 (permalink)
zerain 0311 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Camp Pendleton Posts: 416 Images: 5	Re: Girlfriend/Wifey Thread I might as well jump on the band wagon: __________________ Be good or be good at it!

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