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Old 06-21-2008, 03:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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All right boys/girls lets hear'em. I'll satart of.

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Old 06-21-2008, 06:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I like my women like I like my coffee...






























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Old 06-21-2008, 06:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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"Hey baby, I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?"
"Those clothes would look great on my bedroom floor."
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

And my personal favorite as an oil change guy...
"Need a lube job? I've got a good dipstick."

As you can see, is it any surprise that I can't get laid?
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice shoes... wanna f**k?
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Old 06-21-2008, 05:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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U must be a parking ticket because u got FINE written all over you
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hey, I cheer in college























hook line and f**king sinker every time
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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is that shirt felt? would you like it be?
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Old 06-21-2008, 06:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hey i cheer in college.













**** b diddy beat me to it.
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hey i cheer in college.













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i used to work as a gas jockey when i was younger, the older f150's had 2 gas tanks on the same side, when a girl got gas in them, i asked do you want it in the front or the back. Made us laugh.
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