Has anyone read this book?

[Frosty]

I know it's old, but I was planning on picking it up after work to give it a read.

The Zombie Survival Guide - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Bigtime2112]

i own it. it will change your life.

probably one of my favorites.

[MOMO]

Originally Posted by Bigtime2112

i own it. it will change your life.

doubt it. tho it sounds good.

[Bigtime2112]

seriously, after reading it every time i looked at a house or building i assessed it's ability to withstand a zombie attack.

the author is the son of mel brooks btw

[Frosty]

Originally Posted by Bigtime2112

seriously, after reading it every time i looked at a house or building i assessed it's ability to withstand a zombie attack.

nice

Yeah I picked this up after work. I haven't had a chance to sit down and start it yet. You can't be too prepared though, the zombie apocalypse will happen eventually

[SingleShot]

Originally Posted by Bigtime2112

seriously, after reading it every time i looked at a house or building i assessed it's ability to withstand a zombie attack.

the author is the son of mel brooks btw

Lol for real? Thats why here in Kennesaw GA, its a city law so own atleast one firearm. BRING EM ON! If they ain't got legs they ain't catchin me! But I doubt some Resident Evil ****s gonna happen.

[NorCalCoug]

Originally Posted by Edward

Lol for real? Thats why here in Kennesaw GA, its a city law so own atleast one firearm. BRING EM ON! If they ain't got legs they ain't catchin me! But I doubt some Resident Evil ****s gonna happen.

Once you run out of ammo, you're screwed, and guns CAN be rather loud. Always keep a baseball bat or an axe/sword handy.

Remember.

Hit'm in the head.

[ND4SPD]

At least the zombies HAVE a survival guide...

You know what the survival guide would be for a Terminator style machine takeover? "wow... you're ****ed! kthxbye"

[BigBalledOX]

ORLY, Matty?

[ND4SPD]

bah, I checked their main website - That book is more for a 1960's version of a robot uprising... I highly doubt any of that would work in a Sky\net scenario

I mean seriously...?

PRETEND TO BE DAMAGED
A damaged robot may exhibit strange behavior while failing to transmit identification.

CHANGE YOUR HEAT SIGNATURE
Stuff aluminum foil in your pants. Rub your exposed skin with cool mud. Hang a hulking piece of gold metal around your neck and slip into an Adidas jumpsuit. Your heat signature will not match a healthy robot, nor will it match a healthy human being.

MAKE SOME NOISE
An occasional screeching beep or boop should suffice. Make it quick and strangled; this is no audition.

MOVE LIKE A ROBOT
Early robots exhibited a trademark clumsiness that spawned a dance called the robot. Contemporary robots are more dexterous - unless broken. Pretend you are either damaged machinery or a well-oiled break-dancing machine, and pop and lock your way into the heart of robot territory.