injuries that suck

[ND4SPD]

OOOKAY... NSFW-tag time... Thanks deliveryguy What the hell did you do, run it through a table saw?

[marinofan]

Wow.. That reminds me of the other day. I picked up a piece of wood and got a splinter.. it hurt SOOOO bad.. I had to get tweezers and pull it out.. It had to be like 1\16 of an inch long..

[deliveryguy]

I was at school and I was already on crutches because of my left knee - effed it up attempting to breakdance. On the way down some stairs outside the school, I took a tumble and broke my right foot and happened to land on an oddly cut chunk of granite that just tore my arm down the middle . I'd like to make a neat tattoo out of the scar, but I doubt that will happen.

Something sorta related - my senior prank involved me buying this giant 6' inflatable penis and chucking it over the balcony above the principal while he was giving a speech to the class; I was wearing this moonboot thing for my foot and I attempted to run across the balcony to get away from the admin that tried to take the thing away from me before I chucked it. I had to fill the base up with water for one reason or another, and it made the biggest "smack" noise when it hit the ground in front of the podium. So I waddled across the balcony and tried to sneak into the crowd after emerging from the elevator, but everyone's cheering and the fact that I was wearing a moonboot sorta gave it away. That was one good product of the tumble .

[deliveryguy]

And bensen - I thought the pic was of a funny looking kneecap at first glance. Anyone else see it?

[COOGAH]

Originally Posted by deliveryguy

I was at school and I was already on crutches because of my left knee - effed it up attempting to breakdance. On the way down some stairs outside the school, I took a tumble and broke my right foot and happened to land on an oddly cut chunk of granite that just tore my arm down the middle . I'd like to make a neat tattoo out of the scar, but I doubt that will happen.

Something sorta related - my senior prank involved me buying this giant 6' inflatable penis and chucking it over the balcony above the principal while he was giving a speech to the class; I was wearing this moonboot thing for my foot and I attempted to run across the balcony to get away from the admin that tried to take the thing away from me before I chucked it. I had to fill the base up with water for one reason or another, and it made the biggest "smack" noise when it hit the ground in front of the podium. So I waddled across the balcony and tried to sneak into the crowd after emerging from the elevator, but everyone's cheering and the fact that I was wearing a moonboot sorta gave it away. That was one good product of the tumble .

and i'm letting you drive my car? whats wrong with me?

[deliveryguy]

If it makes a difference, the school was under construction and the railing for this "newly cut" staircase was just a makeshift 2x4 collection and was definitely not suitable for someone with crutches to depend on. It was an unfortunate series of events, to say the least.


Don't worry - I've only been in 12 accidents.

[99cougMD]

I have some injuries, usually broken bones though, nothing gross. I broke both of my wrists at he same time playing 2 hand touch football.

[Naturaltal3nt]

i used to have some pics of my road rash when i crashed my gixxer but i can't find them. That was lots blood and pain.

[Aries]

Originally Posted by bensenvill

first words out of the parametics mouth was, sir I'm going to have to ask you to put out the cigarette.

OMG that's hilarious.. Only you Terry!

I'm glad you're ok though!

[elraido]

I had an axe to the knee. Missed every single ligament and muscle you can think of. Go figure