The Undead Gateway Thread

[jaged]

stopped at kinkos and they do calenders for $20. need 13 decent size pix (8x10 max). give them a disc and they do it by the next day. might be easier to send everybody a disc of the pics and have them get it made. itd be cheaper on shipping and any one individuals pocket

[MetallicaCougs]

I wish I could remember what website somebody had linked in the lounge calender thread, I think it was cheaper and you wouldn't have to send everyone a disk. They just print them out as people order them

[jaged]

i ordered the b&m shifter. should have it by sat

[Moraki]

I still dont understand the geometry of a short throw shifter and how its supposed to help. Yes i under stand that a shorter shaft makes for a shorter over all travel of the top(the shift knob where you use it). And ive seen how the bottom has been angled, below the pivot point. BUT the interaction with the shift cables has to still be the same. Its hooking up to the stock cables which still have the same travel distances. Or is there another part on the bottom i havent seen ... is there some double lever action that gives some mechanical advantage to shorten the distance?

[jaged]

when i put it in Ill take a bunch of side by side comparasions

[MetallicaCougs]

sometimes those new people in lounge get on my nerves. I talk Kyle into coming back and posting and those freaks don't know who he is and start a bunch of bs

[MetallicaCougs]

btw happy thursday

[jaged]

its fri for me, taking tomorrow off and going into chicago to go to the art museum. taking mon off to get the car plated and insured, go to work tues and wed and another 4 day weekend

[sonza68]

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an 18 year old bride whose pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun," the doctor continued, "so he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "the bear dropped dead in front of him," "that's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "someone else must have shot the bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

[sonza68]

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.

St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."