The Undead Gateway Thread

[MaverickFlyer]

Unless you guys want me too?

[MaverickFlyer]

Even then I might not!

[MaverickFlyer]

Who knows what I might do???

[sonza68]

A priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled "Look at the size of that Son of a *****!"

"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is. A Son of a ***** fish!"

"Really? Well, help me land this Son of a *****!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the monster.

"Father, that is the biggest Son of a ***** I've ever seen"

"Yes, it is a big Son of a *****. What should I do with it?"

"Why eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as that Son of a *****!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the church. While unloading his gear, and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a ***** I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"

"It's OK Sister. That's what kind of fish it is. A Son of a *****
fish!"

"Oh, well then what are you going to do with that big Son of a *****?"

"Why, eat it, of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a Son of a *****."

The Sister informed the priest that the Pope was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a ***** for dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a *****," she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.

"What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a ***** for the Pope's dinner.

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"

"No, no, no. It's called a Son of a ***** fish."

"Really? Oh, well in that case I'll fix up a great meal and that
Son of a ***** can be the main course! Let me know when you've
finished cleaning that Son of a *****."

On the night of the Pope's visit, everything was perfect. The
Friar had prepared an excellent meal, there was wine, and the
fish was excellent.

The Pope said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

"I caught the Son of a *****!" proclaimed the proud priest.

The Pope's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.

"And I cleaned the Son of a *****!" exclaimed the sister.

The Pope sat silent in disbelief.

And the friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a *****, using a special recipe!"

The Pope looked at each of them. Slowly a big smile crept across his face.

"You f*#&ers are all right!!"

[MaverickFlyer]

An anthropologist is staying with a tribe of natives in Africa. One day the cheif's daughter gives birth to a white baby and requests that the white anthropologist come see him at one. The cheif asks that he explains the white baby to him. The anthropologist points out the window and says to the cheif "Do you see that heard of white sheep out there? Do you see that there is one black sheep? Thats all I'll say". The cheif thinks about it for a moment and then says "Ok. If you don't say anything then I wont say anything".

[MaverickFlyer]

And 2800!

Thanks, that is all!

[MetallicaCougs]

*yawn* happy monday

[MetallicaCougs]

I would go back and read what happened this weekend, but it just looks like Mav making random posts

[sonza68]

There's some jokes scattered in there too.

[jaged]

im leaning toward sm cougr so that if i ever decide to get rid of the ball state plate i can put jaged on the original coug.

Im so out of it I left the comp at home so im not gonna be postingg a lot till after work, but ill have a lot of catching up to do