The Undead Gateway Thread

[MaverickFlyer]

I'm still tired from the weekend.

[MaverickFlyer]

I'm still tired from the weekend.

[sonza68]

So tired you double posted. I'm still in recovery mode as well.

[MaverickFlyer]

Originally Posted by sonza68

So tired you double posted. I'm still in recovery mode as well.

I don't know if it was my computer or the forum acting up again but I guess I hit the button twice. I thought that was impossible now.

Yeah, I've almost fallen asleep in 3 different meetings this week.

[BigBalledOX]

Originally Posted by sonza68

So tired you double posted. I'm still in recovery mode as well.

Sounds like a lot of people are, myself included.

[bensenvill]

I'm going to flip a coin on what I send to tom

Lego: Two-Foot-Tall Motorized Lego Windmill Set

or

best of craigslist : Ferocious Attack Kitten

[sonza68]

I can't access craigslist, but the idea of a ferocious attack kitten is intriguing.

[bensenvill]

quotith

Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.

This destructive kitty has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:

* insects

* other trained attack kittens

* babies

* toilet paper

* anything under a blanket

* unwanted house guests
* paper bags

* floor rugs

* Chuck Norris

* Feet.

Great with children (assuming you don’t like the children). Probably best used for professional catfighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.

Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you'll figure that out really fast.

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Willing to accept trades. Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens... please be prepared to show scars.

For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.

[bensenvill]

mary, MARY!!!

you NEED this

Rockabye Baby! - Transform your favorite rock music into baby music.

[jaged]

that is some cool stuff, the metallica still seems a bit creepy though