The Undead Gateway Thread

[sonza68]

Theres no calories in everclear.

Actually, there are 190 per ounce.

[BigBalledOX]

Theres no calories in everclear.

Fail.

look who found an open tube

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut.

Actually, there are 190 per ounce.

Thank you Tom. This whole not drinking thing isn't really that big of a deal anyways, its not like I'm an alcoholic and I NEED to quit drinking, but doing so is going to hinder what I'm trying to accomplish, so I think its worth a few months of clean living. Besides, my training cycle ends right before CougarFest, which I don't think could be more perfect timing.

[jaged]

and you just saved a ton of money

[Terec]

by switching to Geico?

[bensenvill]

no by threatening my insurance rep with a golf club.

[jaged]

i save a ton of money on insurance by having multiple cars, and the house through the same company

[Terec]

nice, but i find that if you actually have to use it, golf clubs can be rather weak, maybe a baseball bat?

[Terec]

Oh Terry, I found a yahoo group and assorted webpages through it for converting old mounts like mine into automated tracking systems with GOTO capability for quickly finding objects in the sky, quite ingenious of meade to leave an option open to change what the gear ratios are so that the system can control any mount if you know the correct ratios to put into it :D

[bensenvill]

nice, but i find that if you actually have to use it, golf clubs can be rather weak, maybe a baseball bat?

I prefer using an 18" strip of high tension power line wire. It breaks bones but doesnt leave bruises.

[BigBalledOX]

I prefer using an 18" strip of high tension power line wire. It breaks bones but doesnt leave bruises.

Its lines like this that cause me to preclude anecdotes involving you with qualifiers like "He's the most brilliant and diabolical person I've ever met . . . I hope when he rules the world with an iron fist I'm still on his good side."