The Undead Gateway Thread - Page 3168

MaverickFlyer · 09-05-2007, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terec

so dont lump me in with you crazies

You're the craziest of all of us.

Terec · 09-05-2007, 03:36 PM

exactly, you guys just dont compare

Terec · 09-05-2007, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonza68

Oooo...to bad I don't have anything to tow it with or a place to keep it.

Theres always sauget space, and the mark8 probly could tow 1500lbs or so.

Terec · 09-05-2007, 04:37 PM

shhhhh, everyone be quiet

MaverickFlyer · 09-05-2007, 04:45 PM

we're hunting wabbits.

Terec · 09-05-2007, 04:54 PM

I'd rather hunt carerrs in motorsports

MaverickFlyer · 09-05-2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terec

I'd rather hunt carerrs in motorsports

Yeah, I still haven't heard back from my friend. He's been away most of the summer racing.

MaverickFlyer · 09-05-2007, 05:15 PM

So you want an office like this then.

tnkgurl · 09-05-2007, 05:37 PM

A Math Joke

A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining
room table:

To My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you, being 54 yrs. old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and
I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope
that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
evening with my 18 yr. old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset - I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter
on the
dining room table:

My Dear Husband:
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about
my being 54 yrs. old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you are also 54 yrs. old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our
local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 yrs.
old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime late tomorrow.

Terec · 09-05-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaverickFlyer

So you want an office like this then.

Yes, that would be an awsome office, hopefully I'll move into one like this after going back to gradschool to get a masters in motorsports engineering.

09-05-2007, 03:36 PM	#31672 (permalink)
Terec NECO Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: STL Posts: 2,830	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread exactly, you guys just dont compare __________________ "Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you." --Anonymous Done with School

09-05-2007, 04:37 PM	#31674 (permalink)
Terec NECO Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: STL Posts: 2,830	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread shhhhh, everyone be quiet __________________ "Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you." --Anonymous Done with School

09-05-2007, 04:45 PM	#31675 (permalink)
MaverickFlyer 3L Roush 'S' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Aurora, Ontario Posts: 20,798 Images: 6	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread we're hunting wabbits. __________________ 3L 99 Rio Red MTX , 91 306 Dech Coupe, 90 302 Twin Turbo Fox Rod, 88 LX Coupe, 96 Contour, Official Member of Ontario NECO, and MC-NECO PROUD MEMBER OF THE ND4SPD ARMY RED GLOVES RULE! See Ya Up Front! Greg Moore: 1975 - 1999 If you wanna Play, you gotta Pay! RIP Maverick

09-05-2007, 04:54 PM	#31676 (permalink)
Terec NECO Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: STL Posts: 2,830	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread I'd rather hunt carerrs in motorsports __________________ "Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you." --Anonymous Done with School

09-05-2007, 05:15 PM	#31678 (permalink)
MaverickFlyer 3L Roush 'S' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Aurora, Ontario Posts: 20,798 Images: 6	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread So you want an office like this then. __________________ 3L 99 Rio Red MTX , 91 306 Dech Coupe, 90 302 Twin Turbo Fox Rod, 88 LX Coupe, 96 Contour, Official Member of Ontario NECO, and MC-NECO PROUD MEMBER OF THE ND4SPD ARMY RED GLOVES RULE! See Ya Up Front! Greg Moore: 1975 - 1999 If you wanna Play, you gotta Pay! RIP Maverick

09-05-2007, 05:37 PM	#31679 (permalink)
tnkgurl Yeay for punkins! Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,968	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread A Math Joke A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: To My Dear Wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 yrs. old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 yr. old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband: I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 yrs. old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 yrs. old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 yrs. old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime late tomorrow. __________________ Proud member of the ND4SPD Army! '97 Ford Exploder XLT - 200500 miles (!) '02 Mercury Cougar C2 - For Sale '05 Mini Cooper S - Race Car '06 Lincoln Zephyr - Daily driver/baby mobile

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