The Undead Gateway Thread - Page 2661

MaverickFlyer · 03-14-2007, 03:25 PM

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent. " They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one (you know it), a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and am a Field Engineer with Lockheed Martin and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.

bensenvill · 03-14-2007, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LostRacer

Skinning hotdogs?

close, I think its more of the double dogs and the jumbo's that are causing your problems.

sonza68 · 03-14-2007, 04:21 PM

More Candia Fun

They seemed to forget "Maple State" and "America Jr." as alternate names though.

bensenvill · 03-14-2007, 04:52 PM

and the overwelming success of Operation leafblower.

Phantom · 03-14-2007, 05:11 PM

what is this bull run you speak of? Tv show? What channel? It sounds awesome!

BigBalledOX · 03-14-2007, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Phantom

what is this bull run you speak of? Tv show? What channel? It sounds awesome!

Spike TV, Tuesday nights.

Phantom · 03-14-2007, 05:17 PM

Hey Terry... you still got my UIM? How's that going?

I'm not looking for it back or anything yet, but I saw another thread where someone was talking about one and I actually thought to myself "Hey, I got one of those... but... OMG! what happened to it! I hope the movers put it in one of the boxes I haven't unpacked yet!! ... oh yeah, Terry has it." haha

Phantom · 03-14-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BigBalledOX

Spike TV, Tuesday nights.

awesome! so what is it exactly? sounds like gumball 3000 or cannonball run as a reality tv series.

bensenvill · 03-14-2007, 05:21 PM

ya the UIM has been on hold the past month. I have a bunch of grinding projects that I need to finish soon if I want to consider the cougar a reliable street car.

its looking incredible though.

Terec · 03-14-2007, 07:12 PM

afternoon

03-14-2007, 03:25 PM	#26601 (permalink)
MaverickFlyer 3L Roush 'S' Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Aurora, Ontario Posts: 20,798 Images: 6	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent. " They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you know it), a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and am a Field Engineer with Lockheed Martin and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in. __________________ 3L 99 Rio Red MTX , 91 306 Dech Coupe, 90 302 Twin Turbo Fox Rod, 88 LX Coupe, 96 Contour, Official Member of Ontario NECO, and MC-NECO PROUD MEMBER OF THE ND4SPD ARMY RED GLOVES RULE! See Ya Up Front! Greg Moore: 1975 - 1999 If you wanna Play, you gotta Pay! RIP Maverick

03-14-2007, 04:52 PM	#26604 (permalink)
bensenvill is moving his car Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 13,274 Blog Entries: 4	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread and the overwelming success of Operation leafblower. __________________ 1994 Lincoln Towncar w/ 112576 1996 Contour SE MTX loaded w/ 137179 1999 Silver Frost ATX original owner w/ 70500 RUNNING!!!!

03-14-2007, 05:11 PM	#26605 (permalink)
Phantom Um... Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Berea, OH Posts: 3,245	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread what is this bull run you speak of? Tv show? What channel? It sounds awesome! __________________ - Reagan

03-14-2007, 05:17 PM	#26607 (permalink)
Phantom Um... Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Berea, OH Posts: 3,245	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread Hey Terry... you still got my UIM? How's that going? I'm not looking for it back or anything yet, but I saw another thread where someone was talking about one and I actually thought to myself "Hey, I got one of those... but... OMG! what happened to it! I hope the movers put it in one of the boxes I haven't unpacked yet!! ... oh yeah, Terry has it." haha __________________ - Reagan

03-14-2007, 05:21 PM	#26609 (permalink)
bensenvill is moving his car Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Chicago Posts: 13,274 Blog Entries: 4	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread ya the UIM has been on hold the past month. I have a bunch of grinding projects that I need to finish soon if I want to consider the cougar a reliable street car. its looking incredible though. __________________ 1994 Lincoln Towncar w/ 112576 1996 Contour SE MTX loaded w/ 137179 1999 Silver Frost ATX original owner w/ 70500 RUNNING!!!!

03-14-2007, 07:12 PM	#26610 (permalink)
Terec NECO Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: STL Posts: 2,830	Re: The Undead Gateway Thread afternoon __________________ "Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you." --Anonymous Done with School

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