The Undead Gateway Thread

[MaverickFlyer]

Seems like everyone is getting a 3L??? I think I'm going to get an I4 just to be different!

[jaged]

Ill definately help you if the motor is out, its easy then

[MetallicaCougs]

I still can't get anyone to confirm tho

[jaged]

that weekend just doesnt work for me mary otherwise id be there

[bensenvill]

its our way of taunting you

[MaverickFlyer]

Tom Must be on Vacation this week. He hasn't been on since last friday.

[tnkgurl]

Hey, Jason, Tom, when you guys AX your automatics, do you do the manual shift thing? I just learned that this weekcand I think it's going to be pretty handy for the upcoming event.

[MaverickFlyer]

Originally Posted by tnkgurl

Hey, Jason, Tom, when you guys AX your automatics, do you do the manual shift thing? I just learned that this weekcand I think it's going to be pretty handy for the upcoming event.

Hold on, I thought that was bobby talking there for a second!

[MaverickFlyer]

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Unique Up On It.

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Polaroid's.

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Nacho Cheese.

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[jaged]

yes i shifted from 1-2, with the chip I was able to stay in 1st for the most part, made it good to 40ish mph