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Old 03-01-2006, 03:14 PM   #10561 (permalink)
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You couldn't even pick up a blind chick!

JK!
wow thats low.

ya, you gotta lower your standards... maybe try hanging around burn wards
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Old 03-01-2006, 03:22 PM   #10562 (permalink)
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Ohhhh, Snap! That was below the belt!

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Old 03-01-2006, 03:26 PM   #10563 (permalink)
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My friend was trying to pick up this chick who was deaf in one ear. He was talking to here for about 15 min before he realized she couldn't hear a thing!
yaaaa, I was going to say that this wasnt the first time I've been burned hitting on a deaf woman.

the first time was like 8 years ago... and it was really embarrising. So I sat down next to this chick at a party. started talking to her. I was getting the cold shoulder. She never even looked over at me, just kinda faced forwards.

So I just keep on talking. and as time goes on, the **** dribbling out of my mouth just keeps getting worse and worse [which common decency prevents me from repeating]. At this point I just wanted to get a reaction out of her.

And it wasnt working... I mean it was a first, someone I couldnt get a desired reaction out of. So my comments shifted to insulting her. And it gets to the point I'm almost screaming them. And now theres a fair number of people watching this going on.

Suddenly she realizes alot of people are looking at her. now she's looking around trying to figure out what the deal is. Suddenly she notices I am facing her, talking to her.

and she says to me, "Howwwoww Es Suisun"

oh ****, I think I need to get the **** out of here.
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Old 03-01-2006, 03:30 PM   #10564 (permalink)
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my friends will never let me forget that event
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and now we never will either
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Old 03-01-2006, 04:10 PM   #10566 (permalink)
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"Howwwoww Es Suisun"

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my friends will never let me forget that event
Thats so funny, thats almost the exact same thing that happened to my friend and we never let him live it down!
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"Howwwoww Es Suisun"

??????
lets try and decipher!

How yo doin?

Hi, I'm Susan!

????????
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We're so bad!
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I almsot had her... it was just that long term boyfriend she had, that got in the way. He was a royal asshole... never understood what she saw in him. Totally anoying big mouthed SOB... i think hes a project manager now.
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