Black Betty vs White Civic

[BlackBetty]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ok ok so i'm "minding my own buisness" driving to a friends house after work, and i switch lanes behind this very stock looking early 90's civic sedan... nothing to ricey thank god lol. we both go on the turning lane on to 3ed ave.. but this guy was annoying the crap outta me ..as soon as I went behind him he started driving like a grandma:mad: so turn left...very....very slowly, and i switch lanes over to pass him..then the civic guns it...so every so slowly creeps away. He lets off and now I'm just annoyed at this point, so I give it a little more gas and come up even with him.. I get to his rear quarter pannel and he guns it again, so really annoyed at this point :mad: I drop it in second, fly past him, instantly gaining at least 4 cars on him, hit third, a bus, and 4th..2 and wouldnt be supriesed if it was 3 bus lengths. This thing was absolutly gutless! :rofl: :rofl: he was asking to be put in his place driving like that. So I hit the longest light in town..thats ALWAYS red. and he come up in the lane beside me. but he stops...a car behind me lol :rofl: so let me show you a diagram, becaue I know everyone here loves these..

The race:

|Civic|-->
|Me|------------------------>

The light:

|Civic||No Car||Stopline|
|truck||Me ||Stopline|

:rofl: :rofl:

Tune in next week for more Black Betty Road Tales :rofl: :rofl: :biggrin:

[GrandMasterKhan]

lol nice!

[Yofavcracka]

[QUOTE=99mcougar]
|Civic|-->
|Me|------------------------>
QUOTE]

everyone stole this little diagram from me haha:rofl:

[Yofavcracka]

how do you spell Civic backwards, Crap!

[Comando489]

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[BlackBetty]

[QUOTE=99mcougar]
|Civic|-->
|Me|------------------------>
QUOTE]

everyone stole this little diagram from me haha:rofl:


haha yeah :rolleyes: ....well its a dam good diagram, espically when drawn to scale :biggrin: lol

[Puma]

ya know, i dont know if im the only one whos gonna say this but when i saw the name of your thread i thought "oh great another one...." read your story and it was a good read. Good kill and i think your finaly part of the family :rofl:

[Second_Chance]

Why do Civic owners always think they're the best thing out there? They never know when they're about to be beat...nice story

[BlackBetty]

ya know, i dont know if im the only one whos gonna say this but when i saw the name of your thread i thought "oh great another one...." read your story and it was a good read. Good kill and i think your finaly part of the family :rofl:

Thanks dude! The people on here are great and these forums rock ..not to mention very addictive!! :biggrin:

and yeah civic owners do think their fast...i think its the whole import thing, a lot of people who drive imports think their crazy fast (well ricers)..just because theres high end imports that are are quick. But just because there is quick high end domestic cars donsn't make the rest of us that were fast. I also agree that you can build a car that has no guts and make it crazy fast, but this can be import or domestic. hope that all made sence!

[northeastmarcus]

how do you spell Civic backwards, Crap!

good laugh

[99ADCCOUGAR]

good kill.