Saturn thought he had something

[scrupul0us]

First off, I'm still laughing about this one... just b/c its the funniest kill I've EVER had...

So its about 10pm and I'm leaving my old ladies place and stop off the get some gas for the car before it jumps to like 3.50$ (3.03$ i paid) anyways... i fill up and proceed to get back on the road... there is a traffic light (its a four lane road, 2 one way, two the other) in the left lane two minivans, in the right just a saturn... so i just hop behind the saturn and the light goes green... so w/e few seconds go by and of course we are ahead of the minivans so I just scoot around this saturn and go about my business... now I coulda sworn I heard him trying to kick it as went by but I'm trying to behave myself so I just shrugged it off... next light is where I'm infamous for picking up douch bags... todays winner, the saturn

-now lemme just take a moment to descibe this thing... it looked like you basic 2kish model saturn, gold, no front bumper and repeaters hanging off the side, half pealing off tint... you get my drift

ok... so im at the light and I know hes next to me but I have my music up a lil and im just ignoring... then... i hear it... ATX in nuetral REVVING and his buddy in he back going "we are going to smooooooooooooke you"... dude, I'm just laughing at this point and thinking these guys are obviously just fooling around... so the light goes green and im not even going to bother... but he actually got a little rubber off the line and his friend flipped me off... so WHAT THE HELL! I gave it some gas... and i stress "some gas" as it didnt take much to get at him... so i let him have some fun for about 5 seconds by giving him half a car or so (basically i rode 1st to the top and just sat at the sweet spot of 2nd) then i shift and gun it... SEE YA BISHES... GONE

next thing I knew I was about a mile down the road by myself going WAYYYY to fast... so, as BlackBetty would do I "shut it down" and just started laughing... and laughing and kept laughing...

dude... +1 for these guys making this kill extra sweet... sometimes you thank god for stupid people

[BlackBetty]

haha awesome dude, way to put him in his place. but honestly WTF is up with the guy flipping you off?? who the hell does that anyways?
good job :)

[scrupul0us]

idk... it seemed like they were stoned or maybe even drunk... he wasnt exactly coloring inside the lines when i scooted from behind him...

[BlackBetty]

hahaha well judging by the description of his car, i'm not really sprised lol

[XtremeCougar]

Immature a**holes. thats all i gotta say...but you put that saturn in its place. in the very very back where it belongs.

[scrupul0us]

I wouldnt go so far as to call them assholes... they were just idiots in my book...

i bet on some saturn forum out there a beater "beat" a cougar off the line a few nights ago... but im sure he'll forget to mention me burryin him... they all do

[BlackBetty]

I wouldnt go so far as to call them assholes... they were just idiots in my book...

i bet on some saturn forum out there a beater "beat" a cougar off the line a few nights ago... but im sure he'll forget to mention me burryin him... they all do

hahaha ya its so true, one of thoes guys that 'beat' everything off the line. He probably is one of thoes guys who doesnt know what a Cougar is either...so he beat some um Eclipse? Tibby? Talon?? i donno some 'sports car' off the line :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[wadespencer99]

Late model Accord :rofl:

[scrupul0us]

"yo that kid nothing until he stopped dicking with me... but i pwn'd him off the line FTW"

::sighs:: oh well

[BlackBetty]

"yo that kid nothing until he stopped dicking with me... but i pwn'd him off the line FTW"

::sighs:: oh well

:rofl: :rofl:

..late model accord lol :rofl: thats a gooder too

[Spakes]

Nice kill. Saturns are pieces of ****. All that is fixed up around here is Saturns and Civics or extremely built Hot Rods. So I either dust their ass or get my ass handed to me. I rarely find a good race.