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soldier989
07-25-2006, 12:37 PM
Columbus, Ohio - 23:03 Hours

I was driving from my ex's to my brothers to pick up my friend who only lives about 3 miles away. While getting on 315 North a car flies up my rear.

-23:07 Hours

After 4 minutes of this guy getting buzzed off the smell of my exhaust, yes thats how close he was, he made a daring move to pass into the other lane, catch up and look at me. The only description I can give was a fairly fat kid, with long shaggy hair. I finally got a glimpse at his ride, it was a 3 tone (ahem....not the real 3-tone, the "Hey I suck at painting my car" 3-tone) 1997ish Mostly Red Civic 4-door.

I let him go, I didnt want to waste the gas, but....

-23:10

Then I saw the 7" cannon on the tail pipe, which as you all know just SCREAMS, Im Fast and Im Furious. If anyone knows me well, you would know that I absolutely HATE most imports. I dont mind Honda as long as someone doesnt try and do something stupid to it.

I threw my cell down which sucks, cuz I should have recorded this. I didnt even put it into 3rd, I dropped it into 4th and gave it gas...yes...gave it gas, did not floor it. He hear's my exhaust and see's me gaining on him and shoves it down into what sounded like 10th gear and I got that whole wreched Honda fart cannon sound in my ear. I look at him as I pass him, he was looking fast and furious, and "He" was me as I saw my reflection in his car as I passed him :evil: So I take it to 90, and he's about 4 car length's behind me. So I cut it off.

-23:12

I stick my arm out my window and do a gesture that males can do in their free time and as I get off my exit I get flipped off.

I didnt even get into 5th, I was very dissappointed. I even gave him the head start, pathetic.

scrupul0us
07-25-2006, 12:54 PM
Hahaha... i think u hurt chubbsies feelings... he was obviously speeding home to masturbate to the 7" cannon... He gets 2 extra HP for every squirt he gets in the muffler tip

soldier989
07-25-2006, 12:56 PM
Hahaha... i think u hurt chubbsies feelings... he was obviously speeding home to masturbate to the 7" cannon... He gets 2 extra HP for every squirt he gets in the muffler tip

Haha, woah!

Yeah, nothing like some lube for his pipe. Your right, it obviously helps with helping the flow of exhaust. It does not help with the space and time continueum....he didnt even reach 88mph!! WTF MATE!

BlackBetty
07-25-2006, 02:45 PM
haha bravo!!! dam hondas, I saw this one exhaust pipe I could have sworn it was a freakin empty coffy tin welded back there!!

After he was done with this exhaust pipe, he was going to masterbate to Paul Walker, and Vin Diesl..

soldier989
07-25-2006, 03:10 PM
Haha as a joke my bro and I made a exhaust tip out of dryer tubing and a cambells soup can with the label still on it for his 89 Cavalier. Didnt work well :-(

scrupul0us
07-25-2006, 03:11 PM
Haha as a joke my bro and I made a exhaust tip out of dryer tubing and a cambells soup can with the label still on it for his 89 Cavalier. Didnt work well :-(
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

shadowfox28
07-25-2006, 03:56 PM
Re: Shaggy and his Civic

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Hahaha... i think u hurt chubbsies feelings... he was obviously speeding home to masturbate to the 7" cannon... He gets 2 extra HP for every squirt he gets in the muffler tip
Yes the seminal fluid would back up the air and cause more back pressure wich that car is probally lacking..which woud in turn make his car go faster...it is my conclusion that riccers who masterbate into there large exhaust tips have actually found a way to make natural Race gas!!!!

Tygerr
07-25-2006, 04:17 PM
Ouch man. On 315N? I'm TERRIFIED of speeding on that strip, it's a cops wet dream.

Either way, nice to put him in his place. There are quite a few retards around here.

B3NN3TT
07-25-2006, 04:58 PM
Ouch man. On 315N? I'm TERRIFIED of speeding on that strip, it's a cops wet dream.

Either way, nice to put him in his place. There are quite a few retards around here.

...but 315 S is a friggin RACE TRACK.

Tygerr
07-25-2006, 05:55 PM
...but 315 S is a friggin RACE TRACK.

Yea, definitely. You're much safer, but it's still not safe on the North end of 315S. The cops are so random up there, they hide in the grass, behind overpasses, in the median (well that's not really hiding), w/e.

Now 270... depending on the area, that's usually where I choose to romp on it, or 71. :biggrin:

Comando489
07-25-2006, 06:02 PM
I stick my arm out my window and do a gesture that males can do in their free time and as I get off my exit I get flipped off.

what exzactly does this gesture look like?

soldier989
07-25-2006, 11:46 PM
what exzactly does this gesture look like?

Haha, google "Male Masturbation" and watch some videos :biggrin:

It was 315N between the North Broadway and Bethel Rd. exits. So it was kinda on a slight downgrade with cement barriers on both sides so I could see if a cop was there.

I need my fuzzbuster, brother lost the cigarette adaptor :banghead:

soldier989
07-25-2006, 11:48 PM
Cammando489 are we related? Our names are pretty similar.

(Not serious about the relation thing)

Tygerr
07-26-2006, 10:30 AM
That's a pretty safe strip of road. It's where I ran my friends Monte SS.


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