KurtsKougar
07-17-2006, 02:15 AM
July 17.. 12:30am (ish)
on my way home from the lot after the car show.. Turn left onto Center ave. from Pine and didnt give her enough gas so i started to bog a bit, so i just dropped the clutch and took off.. well around 45 i let off and let it coast up and then slowly back down. and up ahead i see tail lights about 20 feet off the road.. well i honestly think sum1 went off the road and might need help so i get on the brakes pretty hard.. i roll past the car, sure as **** i see reflective tape on the doors..
He hits his lights and i pulled over immidiatly.
He comes up and im thinkin im ****ed. I have my **** all ready for him and here is our convo.
Cop: Licence and Registration please
.......
Cop: You know why your pulled over?
Me: absolutly
Cop: oh yea whys that..
Me: Prolly cause i harped on it off pine
Cop: Yea then you slammed your brakes when u saw me
Me: i honestly didnt think u were a cop cause u guys are ussaly behind the theater on the right
Cop: Oh so u got us all figured out huh
Then he kinda glances over my **** right next to my door. So i act like im doing sumthing in my passanger seat and ACIDENTALY put my trophey in his beam of light.. just to give us sumthin to bull**** about..
Cop: Whats that for?
Me: Oh ive been at a car show all day
Cop: Won sumthin i see
Me: Yea i got 1st place for best Club Car..
Cop: Well congrats.. so u just in a good mood and wanna get home fast as possible..
And i pull this excuse out of my ass
Me: No. its been running really choppy today, RPMs bouncing and stuff. so i saw that there was no other cars or padestrianse around so i jumped on it to try and blow some carbon out of it or sumthing.
Cop: oh i see.. are you turboed? or are you running NOS
(LOL he actually said NOS)
Me: No its none asparated
Cop: Well what u got under the hood then
Me: Just basics, Headers CAI, and a full exhaust.. But i still got the Cat on there if thats what you are getting at..
Cop: Oh no i wasnt trying to corner you, i just see this car at ABC (ABC Warehouse is an appliance store i work at in Michigan) all the time
Me: oh yea, i work 12 hour days there 5 days a week.
Cop: Ok well give me a second and ill be back with you
ussaly when a cop is going to let you go, he is back within a minute or so..
He left me sit in my car for like 5-8 minutes.. so im thinkin im screwed and facing a 15 over ticket
comes back..
Cop: Well im gonna let you go on the speeding since you knew you messed up.
Me: Oh well thanks, yea i figured i had it in for me when i saw you.
Cop: Well congrats on today and slow it down for me please.
Me: oh yea no problem, (he starts to walk away) but hey! if you ever need anything from ABC come in and ask for Kurt and ill hook you up ok?
Cop: Oh wow your actually in luck, we are remodeling my house right now, and my wife wants all new appliaces.
So he is comming in tommarow to get a quote on, a fridge, stove, microwave, Big Screen and Surround Sound..
HAHA
Shook his hand and off i went..
I thought it was a good story :)
on my way home from the lot after the car show.. Turn left onto Center ave. from Pine and didnt give her enough gas so i started to bog a bit, so i just dropped the clutch and took off.. well around 45 i let off and let it coast up and then slowly back down. and up ahead i see tail lights about 20 feet off the road.. well i honestly think sum1 went off the road and might need help so i get on the brakes pretty hard.. i roll past the car, sure as **** i see reflective tape on the doors..
He hits his lights and i pulled over immidiatly.
He comes up and im thinkin im ****ed. I have my **** all ready for him and here is our convo.
Cop: Licence and Registration please
.......
Cop: You know why your pulled over?
Me: absolutly
Cop: oh yea whys that..
Me: Prolly cause i harped on it off pine
Cop: Yea then you slammed your brakes when u saw me
Me: i honestly didnt think u were a cop cause u guys are ussaly behind the theater on the right
Cop: Oh so u got us all figured out huh
Then he kinda glances over my **** right next to my door. So i act like im doing sumthing in my passanger seat and ACIDENTALY put my trophey in his beam of light.. just to give us sumthin to bull**** about..
Cop: Whats that for?
Me: Oh ive been at a car show all day
Cop: Won sumthin i see
Me: Yea i got 1st place for best Club Car..
Cop: Well congrats.. so u just in a good mood and wanna get home fast as possible..
And i pull this excuse out of my ass
Me: No. its been running really choppy today, RPMs bouncing and stuff. so i saw that there was no other cars or padestrianse around so i jumped on it to try and blow some carbon out of it or sumthing.
Cop: oh i see.. are you turboed? or are you running NOS
(LOL he actually said NOS)
Me: No its none asparated
Cop: Well what u got under the hood then
Me: Just basics, Headers CAI, and a full exhaust.. But i still got the Cat on there if thats what you are getting at..
Cop: Oh no i wasnt trying to corner you, i just see this car at ABC (ABC Warehouse is an appliance store i work at in Michigan) all the time
Me: oh yea, i work 12 hour days there 5 days a week.
Cop: Ok well give me a second and ill be back with you
ussaly when a cop is going to let you go, he is back within a minute or so..
He left me sit in my car for like 5-8 minutes.. so im thinkin im screwed and facing a 15 over ticket
comes back..
Cop: Well im gonna let you go on the speeding since you knew you messed up.
Me: Oh well thanks, yea i figured i had it in for me when i saw you.
Cop: Well congrats on today and slow it down for me please.
Me: oh yea no problem, (he starts to walk away) but hey! if you ever need anything from ABC come in and ask for Kurt and ill hook you up ok?
Cop: Oh wow your actually in luck, we are remodeling my house right now, and my wife wants all new appliaces.
So he is comming in tommarow to get a quote on, a fridge, stove, microwave, Big Screen and Surround Sound..
HAHA
Shook his hand and off i went..
I thought it was a good story :)