Black Betty vs Cop

[BlackBetty]

No I didn't run from the cops, just a funny story. I walk out of a local club with my buddy and a couple chicks, I'm driving and they're all drunk. We run into a friend from hichschool in the parking lot and were going to give him a ride but then he dissapeared :confused: so whatever, rather not put 5 people in the Cougar, just in case. So we pull out of the parking lot, well under the posted speed limit, when I notice cherries and berries in the rear view. I pull over thinking they're just doing a drunk driver check or something.

Cop comes up to the window askes for my L/R i give it to him and tells me that he recieved information that there is someone in the vehical who was vandalizing other vehicles, we're all :confused: :confused: and I tell the cop no we were just in the bar, he asks me if I've been drinking I tell him no, i dont feel like crashing my car, my buddy tells him i'm DD and they're all loaded lol. The cop walks back to his cruser, and speaks to someone from the club, comes back and askes me how much my car is worth :confused: I tell him I bought it for $9,600 but it's worth more then that (thinking of what a stealership would sell her for). He tells me have a nice day and drives off.

Very weird but we figured it was buddy from hichschool because he was never really smart, and did thoes kinds of things all the time. Luckely we didn't pick him up.

[Tygerr]

Weird.

[Rhino]

And how is this a road tale???:crazy:

[BlackBetty]

And how is this a road tale???:crazy:

It says anything to do with driveing, ie accedent, strange thing that happened on you way to to porn store, of course this isn't a direct quote. But a cop pulling me over did happen on the road, thus road tale.

and yeah very weird..

[Casey388]

Because he cant think of a title of a thread that doesnt start with Black Betty vs *add anything here*. So he felt he needed to put it in road tales.

[BlackBetty]

Because he cant think of a title of a thread that doesnt start with Black Betty vs *add anything here*. So he felt he needed to put it in road tales.

This forum is for posting your, well, road tales. Often times you'll find everything from kill stories to funny things that happened on the road on the way to work.

ok ok I'll quote.

[Monkeygrits]

here we go again....put on your fire suit Black Betty....:banana:

[BlackBetty]

here we go again....put on your fire suit Black Betty....:banana:

I never take it off :rofl: :rofl:

**looks to the 5 gal pale of water beside him**

:rofl: :rofl:

[Tygerr]

Wow. Some people really need to get their heads out of their own asses.

[BlackBetty]

Wow. Some people really need to get their heads out of their own asses.

Yeah I think its a medical condition, something like head-in-ass syndrome is ringing in my head :rofl: :rofl:



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[Yofavcracka]

im waiting for his post in the 2.5 forum (black betty vs. MSDS header install)

[BlackBetty]

im waiting for his post in the 2.5 forum (black betty vs. MSDS header install)

hahaha yeah I would post that, but most installs are already on here, you just need to search.

[Yofavcracka]

i know man, i was kidding

[BlackBetty]

yeah, I know you were :)

[Hardrive]

Black Betty for President of teh World.:cool:

[scrupul0us]

I'm waiting for "Black Betty vs Tree @ 65 mph" so this rash of post whoring will finally be over

:gtfo: ram jam:cool:

[MagicHallucinations]

comes back and askes me how much my car is worth :confused: I tell him I bought it for $9,600 but it's worth more then that



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rolleyes:






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[diddy]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rolleyes:






M



I was thinking the exact same thing when I was reading that. more than 10k my a$$:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[azbobbybooshay10]

I'm waiting for "Black Betty vs Tree @ 65 mph" so this rash of post whoring will finally be over

:gtfo: ram jam:cool:

+1

[Instigator]

who the f*ck names their car anymore?

[BigBalledOX]

who the f*ck names their car anymore?

+ eleventy billions!!!!!111 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Tygerr]

I was thinking the exact same thing when I was reading that. more than 10k my a$$:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Mine is according to KBB. ;)

[Rhino]

I was thinking the exact same thing when I was reading that. more than 10k my a$$:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Thank You......I was hopeing that someone would throw out the :bs: flag on that one

[BlackBetty]

http://www.dunlopford.com/pages/present/foc/NotLocalized/searchinventory/inv_vehicledetailsused.asp?orgid=6647&vin=1ZWFT61L4Y5607829&photo=1

I think $11, 495 is more than 10 don't you? oh and um mine has 75, 000km on it not 107, 000km. so yeah more then that.

tell him I bought it for $9,600 but it's worth more then that (thinking of what a stealership would sell her for).

...and um wow you guys take things way too seriously, I love how people will tell road tales on here, and you pick it apart and try to call the dude on :bs: like don't you have anything better to do then sit on you computer all day? I'm sorry I'm really not trying to be rude, because I don't just see this in my threads, it's everywhere.

[MagicHallucinations]

http://www.dunlopford.com/pages/present/foc/NotLocalized/searchinventory/inv_vehicledetailsused.asp?orgid=6647&vin=1ZWFT61L4Y5607829&photo=1

I think $11, 495 is more than 10 don't you? oh and um mine has 75, 000km on it not 107, 000km. so yeah more then that.






wow dude.....now your an even bigger moron:rofl: i worked in insurance before my current job. the only value YOU should be looking at is private party value. your not a dealership:rofl:

i'll bet kbb.com puts your car between 4 and 6 thousand. my 01 with 50k was worth 7 and that was 2 years ago.


once again:gtfo:





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[Hardrive]

I love these Black Betty threads. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You should have a movie or somethin. 2Fast 2Black Betty for you.:crazy:

[scrupul0us]

::yawns::

:lock: another useless thread

[AnthonyP]

That sounds really odd, why would a cop need to know the value of your car? I would have busted his balls for that one, especially since he pulled you over for no reason.

[tr0nic]

One of my cougars is named Kelly... but that is because that book is always f*cking me anyway.

[BlackBetty]

wow dude.....now your an even bigger moron:rofl: i worked in insurance before my current job. the only value YOU should be looking at is private party value. your not a dealership:rofl:

i'll bet kbb.com puts your car between 4 and 6 thousand. my 01 with 50k was worth 7 and that was 2 years ago.


once again:gtfo:





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thats why I said THINKING OF WHAT A STEALERSHIP WOULD SELL IT FOR I know its worth less then 10k privatly but a stealership would sell it for more, you know how they give you 8 for it and turn around and sell for 12. so maby try to read the BOLD PRINT next time there sport.

and yeah that was stupid about the cop asking me that, and I guess he had somewhat of a reason to pull me over suspecting we had that kid with us but yeah still very weird.

[BlackBetty]

This is stupid anyways :lock: this son o' B!tch. Agree to dissagree?

[BigBalledOX]

This is stupid anyways :lock: this son o' B!tch. Agree to dissagree?

Funny, thats how I feel about EVERY thread you start. :rolleyes:

[Casey388]

Funny, thats how I feel about EVERY thread you start. :rolleyes:

lol I definately agree with that one.

[MagicHallucinations]

^^i with them......



you know how they give you 8 for it and turn around and sell for 12.


yeah, it's called a markup........not value:rofl:






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[LostRacer]

Lay off you guys..This is getting rediculous.