Black Betty vs. a Massengill Box

[ignernt]

http://www.ignernt.net/blackbettydouche.jpg

[Goldie]

:rofl: has to be one of the best threads in the making

[BigBalledOX]

Holy **** Don, you bastard, I'm drunk I just started laughing so hard my roommate ran out here in to the living room and thought I was hyperventilating. :rofl: :ropfl; :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Rhino]

:drama: *sitting back and waiting for the fun*














:rofl:

[wadespencer99]

Oh my good Christ :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Rhino]

Holy **** Don, you bastard, I'm drunk I just started laughing so hard my roommate ran out here in to the living room and thought I was hyperventilating. :rofl: :ropfl; :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

No kidding....I almost spit Strongbow Cider at the screen.....and that aint cheap beer....plus they don't even sell it in my neck of the woods

[Tygerr]

So where's the lock come in when they say no personal attacks?

[Frosty]

In before the lock!


Nice one Don :rofl:

[Yofavcracka]

omg dude, thats so harsh lol

[99ADCCOUGAR]

:rofl: thats it :drama: i just sat my *** down and turned of my playstation....this should get pretty funny

[BigBalledOX]

So where's the lock come in when they say no personal attacks?

I don't see a personal attack. Anyone else see one?

[ignernt]

Oh what's the difference, he'll just keep posting about these "races" with people who probably don't even realize they're in a "race."

One of these jackasses tried that crap with me last week on my way to work, I passed this Integra at a normal speed, next thing you know he's gunning his 4-cylinder past me, then cuts me off, then puts on his four-way flashers at me, and kept up all this annoying ****. So what did I do? I got around him, went to the gas station, hopped out and told him to pull over for his ass-kicking. He flew on by with his girlfriend and buddy, so I got back in my car, again minding my own business and lo and behold a red light comes up at the same time that we both realize he's in front of the van I had been following. He took off, I got around him and cut him off, and ran towards his car calling him every name in the book as he hopped a curb to get away from me, probably ruining his suspension. He probably told everybody he knew that I was pissed that I lost a "race." No, one of these days he's going to end up in an accident, whether it be in his car or from a fist. Either way hopefully nobody gets killed.

So Black Betty driver, whatever your name is honestly I forget because you really aren't even interesting enough to make me sick, nobody thinks these stories are cool. Trust me, you're going to go around somebody and you are going to wreck or cause somebody else to wreck. Will you come around with that story? Only if you live long enough to type it, or only if you have the ability to form a coherent sentence. Wait, too late for that last point.

[99ADCCOUGAR]

......................................still no lock?

stay tuned kids

[Fett]

Hands down, the best thread ever!

Awesome stuff.

[Yofavcracka]

Oh what's the difference, he'll just keep posting about these "races" with people who probably don't even realize they're in a "race."

One of these jackasses tried that crap with me last week on my way to work, I passed this Integra at a normal speed, next thing you know he's gunning his 4-cylinder past me, then cuts me off, then puts on his four-way flashers at me, and kept up all this annoying ****. So what did I do? I got around him, went to the gas station, hopped out and told him to pull over for his ass-kicking. He flew on by with his girlfriend and buddy, so I got back in my car, again minding my own business and lo and behold a red light comes up at the same time that we both realize he's in front of the van I had been following. He took off, I got around him and cut him off, and ran towards his car calling him every name in the book as he hopped a curb to get away from me, probably ruining his suspension. He probably told everybody he knew that I was pissed that I lost a "race." No, one of these days he's going to end up in an accident, whether it be in his car or from a fist. Either way hopefully nobody gets killed.

So Black Betty driver, whatever your name is honestly I forget because you really aren't even interesting enough to make me sick, nobody thinks these stories are cool. Trust me, you're going to go around somebody and you are going to wreck or cause somebody else to wreck. Will you come around with that story? Only if you live long enough to type it, or only if you have the ability to form a coherent sentence. Wait, too late for that last point.
wow.................:eek: anger...........but i do agree, i hate vtec's

[Tygerr]

Personal attacks will not be tolerated. It is one thing to point out that somebody's actions were stupid, it is another to start namecalling. I have an entire set of MasterLock brand thread-padlocks ready to kill any thread that starts heading south.

I'm also not afraid to give out strikes where necessary.

Cited from the rule book (http://www.newcougar.org/forums/showthread.php?t=85826) itself.

You'll grow up soon enough.

[99ADCCOUGAR]

psh i dont even bother giving them a rev anymore. since id probably get roasted by most of the ones where i live now that im stock again

[ignernt]

Who, me? What's a bigger sign of immaturity, posting 1000 threads about "races" or calling somebody on it? Honestly!

And as for the anger thing, I've calmed down considerably as of late. ;)

[Goldie]

Cited from the rule book (http://www.newcougar.org/forums/showthread.php?t=85826) itself.

You'll grow up soon enough.
yeah - it also says illegal racing is not going to be put up with and to expect to be treated in this manner if you choose to come and brag about being an idiot

[BigBalledOX]

Cited from the rule book (http://www.newcougar.org/forums/showthread.php?t=85826) itself.

You'll grow up soon enough.

Are you serious? Over "douchebag"? You can't be serious.

Me grow up? Don't hold your breath pal. :rolleyes:

[carajo]

Cited from the rule book (http://www.newcougar.org/forums/showthread.php?t=85826) itself.

You'll grow up soon enough.

This from someone who has not contributed monetarily to the boards. You want to ride the high and mighty, ante up.

[carajo]

That's 1...2...3...4... Gold Members!

[ignernt]

Whoa... something smells like it's burning... TOAST! :rofl:

[J-Man]

oh damn Don, i just can't process this right now. it's too funny!

are you coming to fest this year?

[ignernt]

I'm trying... ;)

[BigBalledOX]

If you don't and you wish to pass the recipe for Red Death on to a worthy heir, hit me up in PM. ;)

[Rhino]

And this is the same kid who said this in another thread about his street races

quoted from Black Betty's driver:

"And there's stupid racing, and smart racing, I'm not going to drive like a jerk doubling the speed limit just for a race in rush hour. Usally I can keep it under 10+ the posted speed limit, and if they want to go faster I'll take it out of town. I race for fun not to kill inocent people, they can be morons with their vehical, and I'll be smart with mine".






Does anyone really think that people that are in car raceing related wrecks that kill people said before raceing "I'm out to kill innocent people today":rolleyes:

[99ADCCOUGAR]

...Does anyone really think that people that are in car raceing related wrecks that kill people said before raceing "I'm out to kill innocent people today":rolleyes:

o0o good point.

[99ADCCOUGAR]

ignernt u hav PM

[ignernt]

o0o good point.

Exactly, I've never seen any accidents coming, but there was only one accident where I was at fault that couldn't have been avoided, and that one was in an icestorm.

Replied 99ADC, and no, he didn't threaten to beat me about the head and torso with a fart-can exhaust. :)

[99ADCCOUGAR]

Exactly, I've never seen any accidents coming, but there was only one accident where I was at fault that couldn't have been avoided, and that one was in an icestorm.

Replied 99ADC, and no, he didn't threaten to beat me about the head and torso with a fart-can exhaust. :)


beat u in head w/ exhuast...jebus rice what are you talking about

[ignernt]

Usually things in my PM box aren't so good...

[99ADCCOUGAR]

ah

[cougar4life]

very entertaining thread.

[whitecougar]

yea its getting better and better

[Tygerr]

Saying someones dumb for streetracing and complaining in each and every thread. Fine, you're allowed. Starting a thread to strictly personally bash someone. Completely unacceptable.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. No?

What the hell does contributing to the boards have to do with anything? OMG! You didnt' give money so you're **** stinks more! Please explain.

[Goldie]

Usually things in my PM box aren't so good...
do you need some love sent to your pm box? ;)

[monogodo]

Locked, as it's not actually about a Road Tale.

If you want to discuss Black Betty's races, do so in the appropriate threads.