Black Betty vs. umm well no one lol, stupid girls

[BlackBetty]

so im driving to work listening to my new rap/club mix with my windows rolled down...the 'whistle song' (Juelz Santana-there it go (the whistle song)) is on and i glance over to the car next to me ..2 chicks, not very appealing... and then then she kinda moves funny so i glance again and she doesnt the one hand on top of the streering wheel and leans back (paul walker style :rofl: ) ..trying to look hott?? I donno so light turns green and i head on my way.. then i notice at the next red they stop a car length behind me...they thought I was whistling at them!! HA they'd be luckey if I was hitting on them... so yeah sped up and kept infront of them the whole way to work

Dumb girls...:rofl: :rofl:

[diddy]

your stories get lamer, and lamer

[Tygerr]

I'm gonna have to agree, kinda dumb, mostly because of the music you were listening to. I do not condone rap music of any sorts.

[BigBalledOX]

your stories get lamer, and lamer

"Lamer and lamer" implies there was a time when his stories were not lame . . . :shrug:

[99'cat]

I'm gonna have to agree, kinda dumb, mostly because of the music you were listening to. I do not condone rap music of any sorts.

:confused: Why?

[scrupul0us]

maybe because most rap songs sound like "hooked on ebonics" put through a blender

least hiphop (real hiphop, nothing ull hear on the radio) has lyrics that actually mean something, not just non-sense garbage

[99ADCCOUGAR]

maybe because most rap songs sound like "hooked on ebonics" put through a blender

least hiphop (real hiphop, nothing ull hear on the radio) has lyrics that actually mean something, not just non-sense garbage
you realized that too huh?

[99'cat]

I guess that's a good reason to dislike hip hop, I personally don't see anything wrong with "hooked on ebonics put through a blender."

[Kaioshin]

least hiphop (real hiphop, nothing ull hear on the radio) has lyrics that actually mean something, not just non-sense garbage

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[Tygerr]

Most of it, and I mean MOST of it is borrowed (or stolen) unoriginal beats from some other song with ill-fated repetitive lyrics that have the least bit of meaning or sense to them.

but that's just my .02

Either way, I've said it before and I've said it again. If you don't like his posts, don't read em. :rolleyes:

[BlackBetty]

I listen to all types of music, really everyhting, if it good. ie Country, rap, hip-hop (NWA, Easy-E, Ice Cube, Dre, and yeah newer stuff abviously), oldies, 70 and 80's rock (AC/DC, Metallica,), Zepplin, Iron Maden Beach boys... the list goes on but it all depends on the mood i'm in.

I donno thought it was a funny story and a change from all the race stories I have..guess you had to be there?

[BlackBetty]

Oh and right now i'm listening to Motley Crue, any points?? lol

[scrupul0us]

im not adversed to rap... but theres alot of crap out there... i make exceptions for those club songs that the drunk girls like to dance too... drunk girls make any music good :)

[BlackBetty]

im not adversed to rap... but theres alot of crap out there... i make exceptions for those club songs that the drunk girls like to dance too... drunk girls make any music good :)

HELL YA!!

thats the only reason why I like Club music... its hot when you play it in you car and theres 4 of 'em in there with ya too ;)

[MagicHallucinations]

omg............you're steril right?






M

[BlackBetty]

haha yupp..always double up with clubbers :biggrin:

[Tygerr]

Eh. Club girls.. I dunno. I guess if you wanna risk std infection, plus a lot of them think their **** smells like roses.

[99ADCCOUGAR]

Eh. Club girls.. I dunno. I guess if you wanna risk std infection, plus a lot of them think their **** smells like roses.

oh god you met her too???:eek:

[BlackBetty]

what?!?! she said she still had her V-card!

[Rhino]

So.....did you count that as a win for Black Betty???

[BigBalledOX]

So.....did you count that as a win for Black Betty???

Of course! Black Betty never loses!

[Rhino]

Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And she's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)









:cover:

[Tygerr]

I'm gonna name my car Lil Willy. So from now on, look forward to Lil Willy vs. "insert car here"

J/k.

[BlackBetty]

I'm gonna name my car Lil Willy. So from now on, look forward to Lil Willy vs. "insert car here"

J/k.

:rofl: :rofl:

and the black betty always wins is halarious too!

BTW yes, i won:disgust: ...im hotter:biggrin:

[Tygerr]

Black betty had a child. Bam a Lam.

[Yofavcracka]

Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And she's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)








:cover:
lol i accually like that song.

[Yofavcracka]

i should name my car red rover? or red ryder, or any other thing that goes with red?

[BigBalledOX]

No. You shouldn't.

[Tygerr]

No. You shouldn't.

Lol. Go for it man. I can see it.

Red Rover calls "insert cars name here" over! :rofl: :rofl:

[BlackBetty]

haha that'd be sweet man!! lol

[Monkeygrits]

I thought only Women named their cars....:rofl:
Jk

[ignernt]

To think that four short years ago 99mcougar was riding "Mike the Bike." :rolleyes:

[BigBalledOX]

To think that four short years ago 99mcougar was riding "Mike the Bike." :rolleyes:

More like "The Short Bus". :rofl:

[XplosivePlushToy]

Oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
She really gets me high (Bam-ba-Lam)
You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-Lam)
She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-Lam)
And she's always ready (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)
Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-Lam)









:cover:

I sooooo beat you to the Black Betty, on his very first road tales post. :tongue:

[Rhino]

I sooooo beat you to the Black Betty, on his very first road tales post. :tongue:


Sorry dude......with soooo many of his road tales listings I guess i missed that:rofl:

[Tygerr]

I sooooo beat you to the Black Betty, on his very first road tales post. :tongue:

Ha ha still true.

I thought only Women named their cars....:rofl:
Jk

What! Ever see the movie "Gone in 60 seconds."?

[BlackBetty]

yeah gone in 60 seconds is awesome "why do you call them girls names?"

and 4 short years ago I was driving 'The Chocholate Rocket" <--Big brown boat ('75 Pontiac LeMans 4-door with a 350 2BBL atx)

[Casey388]

yeah gone in 60 seconds is awesome "why do you call them girls names?"

and 4 short years ago I was driving 'The Chocholate Rocket" <--Big brown boat ('75 Pontiac LeMans 4-door with a 350 2BBL atx)

How many kills did you get with 'The Chocolate Rocket'? Was it is fast or mean as Black Betty?

[diddy]

How many kills did you get with 'The Chocolate Rocket'? Was it is fast or mean as Black Betty?

please don't encourage him to make any more posts

[wadespencer99]

and 4 short years ago I was driving 'The Chocholate Rocket" <--Big brown boat ('75 Pontiac LeMans 4-door with a 350 2BBL atx)


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Isn't that Ty's nickname? :cover:

[diddy]

Isn't that Ty's nickname? :cover:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :gtfo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[gyger]

I dropped a chocolate rocket about 45 minutes ago probably
a little faster than your LeMans:rofl:

[CougarKid2004]

:loser:

[Sabio]

I dropped a chocolate rocket about 45 minutes ago probably
a little faster than your LeMans:rofl:

ohhhhhhhhhh.......:rofl: :rofl:

i was just waiting for someone to comment on that.

[BlackBetty]

hahaha thats a good one!