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BlackBetty
05-20-2006, 06:58 AM
So I've been helping a friend of mine these last few weeks installing some Lambo doors, and racing seats into his '03 Cavalier. We always B.S.'ed about whoes car was faster, the Cavi or the Cougar. Now Lambo doors are done, seats are in, and shes all ready to re-paint the new body kit.

I go hang out with the girlfriend, and he goes to work (night crew). Theres another guy at work who drives a '96 Camero atx (350cu.in. with about 200 000km on it) who wants to race the Cougar and the Cavi. SO Camero and Cavi guys were working together and they were going to go race on break, but Camero dude gets sick and goes home early. Cavi tells me what happened and I tell him I'll give him a race :biggrin: he decides to throw a bet on the table, I say loser pays for next lunch.

On to the good part, I show up at work and we take off from there and hit the last red light before a highway. 2:00am not a car in sight, nice cool night 17C outside. Oh yeah and he brings his girl with him in his already overweight Cavi (not says shes fat, really nice cute girl, but the car has 4 10's bodykit, huge ricer wing, neons, dvd, cd, playstation etc. all that jazz, not to mention thoes door hinges weigh a ton) anyways back to the story. Light turns green and I jump about 1/4 car off the line, and we pull roughly the same through first, cherp second, and pull a little more, 3ed half a car he starts pulling then Betty pulls away more, 4th almost a full car, and top of 4th definatly a full car + some, 5th about a car and a half...then I could start seeing his headlights in my rear view. so yeah, then she pulled really hard from him because he governed out :biggrin:

So all in all I get a free lunch and braging rights around work :biggrin: :biggrin: ...now camero time :confused: I donno how thats going to turn out, Cavi said he half raced him in his winter beater and it didnt pull very hard :shrugs: so I donno.

Oh yeah Cougar performance: pully, intake, Dynomax exhaust single exit, stock 16's
Cavi performance: Custom Intake, Reacitve exhaust dual exit, Eibach springs and street tires on 17's. Oh yeah and hes running the 2.2L ecotec

here is his car domain site for a closer look, nice car but the page hasn't been updated, he got an EVO front clip now, new side skirts, and he also got rid of the flames, and added more stickers on the bottom of the doors.
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/546618

diddy
05-21-2006, 01:08 AM
stop calling your car black betty on tehse boards. i might have to kill yo8u while u sleep

JacobS
05-21-2006, 02:42 AM
i dont know...i kinda like the name black betty...nice kill!

Tygerr
05-21-2006, 03:27 AM
Black Betty ftw.

If you've ever seen Kung Pow, you'd appreciate the name. Bam a Lam.

Sabio
05-21-2006, 03:37 AM
good kill

XplosivePlushToy
05-21-2006, 06:35 PM
Black Betty ftw.

If you've ever seen Kung Pow, you'd appreciate the name. Bam a Lam.


EVVILLL BETTY!

azbobbybooshay10
05-22-2006, 02:26 AM
Dude, you need to just make one thread called "The Black Betty Kill Thread" and get it stickied on the top, and just update it with "new kills". :rofl:

BTW, I'm just getting tired of the whole "street racing" thing. Last night I had some Caddy Seville Northstar try racing me on the freeway, I just didn't feel like wasting my time/gas and take the chance on getting busted. In fact, I've done that about 10 times in the past week. Some moron pulls up next to me and sees the "ricer fenders/mismatched paint" and just assumes I'm a street racer and revs up at me, and I just keep driving, minding my own business. To me its just not worth the risk anymore. I'd rather go with the Dezert Focus guys on a mountain cruise or to the dragstrip.

pgtatx
05-22-2006, 12:18 PM
I don't think I've ever named my car...

Usually I just call it a name to describe loose or annoying women...

Like WH--E, SL-T, or B!TCH

BigBalledOX
05-22-2006, 12:28 PM
I don't think I've ever named my car...

Usually I just call it a name to describe loose or annoying women...

Like WH--E, SL-T, or B!TCH

You and me have something in common then my friend. :thumbsup:

jrak123
05-22-2006, 12:58 PM
I don't think I've ever named my car...

Usually I just call it a name to describe loose or annoying women...

Like WH--E, SL-T, or B!TCH
You forgot C-ee -U- -N-ext -T-uesday

Comando489
05-22-2006, 02:54 PM
You forgot C-ee -U- -N-ext -T-uesday
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH black betty:eek:

Tygerr
05-22-2006, 03:24 PM
I just call it sexy and give a slap on the ass and a wink ;)

BlackBetty
05-24-2006, 02:52 AM
Haha yeah names are great! I know sometimes they can be annoying tho thats why I 'eased up' on calling my car Betty throughout the road tale. BTW the 'Black Betty thread' is Halarious! haha. The song is in Dukes of hazzard too, just a different version to add to the thousands.

I think the street racing thing is just fun, as long as your smart about it and arnt going 60+ in 30 zones, in thick traffic, with kids and other pedestrians around etc. But it's not like I go to the 'spot' in my town and 'call people out' I just drive around and it's all luck of the draw. The only times when I race like the road tale I just posted is when it's either friends or other close races.

EDawg99
05-24-2006, 01:05 PM
Congratulations! You barely beat a cavalier show car! You must be awfully proud of your "Black Betty".


-Eric

azbobbybooshay10
05-24-2006, 01:15 PM
Congratulations! You barely beat a cavalier show car! You must be awfully proud of your "Black Betty".


-Eric

EDawg, the E-Thug? Talking E-trash on the E-nternets, smacking E-people around with your E-c0ck? :confused:

EDawg99
05-24-2006, 01:48 PM
EDawg, the E-Thug? Talking E-trash on the E-nternets, smacking E-people around with your E-c0ck? :confused:

Umm, no actually, I'm not some E-thug. My username was given to me by my old boss and it just kinda stuck, no big deal. I tried to get a new username, but it was taken.

Anyways, I guess I wouldn't be proud that I beat a showcar cavi by a car length. I'd be really sad, and probably have to go home and junk my car.


-Eric

NorCalCoug
05-24-2006, 04:24 PM
No personal attacks. Next time I dish out strikes instead of a warning.

:lock:


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