Civics beware!!!!!

[99Elimin8r]

Ok here it goes little long but worth it. Today on my to work I was on the freeway heading northbound, I passed an on-ramp about five miles away from the exit I take to go to work. As i pass the ramp a white late 90's Civic 2-door eqiupped with an AEM sticker, clear corners and altezzas, cantalope cannon, and the worst case of hacked springs I've ever seen, attempts to pass me as they are coming onto the freeway:disgust: . So I let them in and she starts hitting her brakes, and slows me down to 45 (65 is the speed limit), this sends me to place I don't like to go to:evil: . The lane next to me opens up, I downshift into 2nd and lay into the go fast pedal and get around her. Well I guess she thought I wanted to waste more gas by letting look at the free nudie show (cougars taillights for those who:shrug:) So she proceeds to unleash her eight valves of fury upon me:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: so i let her go. I upshift into third and decide the kitty needs a mouse to play with. Without hesitation and about three car lengths later i am door to door with this Tower of Power, the passenger looks over and starts talking "ish." I yell "lets run 'em!" Now at this point I know the Cougar is no match for the superb handling and monsterous torque of the 8V Civic:eek:so we gun it. Keep in mind i am still in 3rd going about 55mph. I hear the incredible power billowing from underneath that beast and they ever so slowly start pulling on me, me giving it 1/4 throttle. Well I have had about enough of this crap so I give her WOT. Withing seconds I have gone into fourth, then fifth reaching a cruising speed of 110, needless to say no Civic in site. I pull off the freeway and go to work, about an hour later I get called out for a tow for a white 97 Civic on the freeway I was talking about previously. Yes it is them and yes I laughed histerically as I rolled on scene. I guess that incredible power billowing out from the civic was pieces of the tranny case spewing out from underneath the car. And yes they didn't say a word as I towed that trailer queen to the shop!!!!!! Moral of the story don't mess with my car cause she is Christine and will haunt your ass!!!!!!!

[Fett]

I bet it's the Bosch plugs and "race wires".


Seriously though, you should pre-type your posts in Word, reread them, then edit them. I give you a 7 on the story, but you could have had a 10. You lost 3 points due to poor grammer, horrible spelling, and generally man handling the English language. However, the story had potential. Try harder next time.

[99cougMD]

I bet it's the Bosch plugs and "race wires".


Seriously though, you should pre-type your posts in Word, reread them, then edit them. I give you a 7 on the story, but you could have had a 10. You lost 3 points due to poor grammer, horrible spelling, and generally man handling the English language. However, the story had potential. Try harder next time.

But a 10 for the story...
So if Fett the official grammer nazi?

[wanderingmind]

I bet it's the Bosch plugs and "race wires".


Seriously though, you should pre-type your posts in Word, reread them, then edit them. I give you a 7 on the story, but you could have had a 10. You lost 3 points due to poor grammer, horrible spelling, and generally man handling the English language. However, the story had potential. Try harder next time.



The "grammer nazi" can't even spell grammar! Maybe you should practice what you preach. :rofl:

--all in good fun;)

[Clutch]

But a 10 for the story...
So if Fett the official grammer nazi?


I busted out laughing at that

[Aeglos]

Fett - it's GRAMMAR, with 2 'a's
99cougMD - did you mean 'is' not 'if'? ;)

:rofl:

Good story. I don't know about a good kill, more like a severe shaming. Still, it's a good funny story.

[wadespencer99]

Hehe, good storytelling.


So, did you tell them you owned the Cougar that just put them in their place????

[99Elimin8r]

Sorry for my poor GRAMMAR Fett!!! :rofl: I don't think I needed to tell them, it was very clear that they knew it was me:cool: Yeah Yeah Yeah, the "race wires" I forgot to put the whole Ford Racing part in that. Well guys, thanks for making me feel like a newb.:cry: yeah right:thumbsup:

[Jaguars]

Wow that was a close match. The AEM stickers alone give the civic +100hp TO THE WHEELS!

[J2130K]

I like the story.. a civic died. All that matters...

[YOSLVR442]

down with civics!!

[Fett]

You know the sad thing is.....I actually reread my own post for errors before submitting it. I KNEW that if if there was one mistake, you guys would jump all over me. So not only did I spell grammar incorrectly, I reread it and still didn't catch my mistake.

...I mean, I spelled it incorrectly on purpose. Yea, I wanted to see if anybody would catch it.....and I did it as an in-joke...yea, that's what happened. Fooled you guys.

[Aeglos]

:rolleyes: Grammar nazi, yes. Spelling guru, NO!!!

:rofl:

[Fett]

Yea, there you go. Almost sounds like a good title..."Grammar Nazi, poor speller."

[bensenvill]

ROFLMAO

ok fett your not the first person to make this mistake

checkout post 4 [by yours truely]
http://newcougar.org/forums/showthread.php?t=86607&highlight=grammer

[cougarprophet]

another civic down...thats one less to have to school...lmao

and well hell if grammar matters i have huge issues then....im glad i can spell anything properly

[XplosivePlushToy]

hukt on fonix wurked 4 meh...