BigBalledOX
07-26-2005, 02:05 AM
Ok, so I'm half-embarrassed to even bother to post these, but whatever. Tonight I was on my way home from my friend Doug's apartment. As I pull onto the main road I see the glow of wannabe HID's behind me. I don't even pay attention to them, just keep driving, but as I pull up to the first red light I encounter, here comes Civic number one with fart can exhaust and nothing more that I can see. I rolled my eyes at the kid driving it as I wasn't really in the mood for dusting off some chump, but he kept revving his engine, then started pulling forward as he anticipated the light change. I waited for it to turn green, let him get the jump, then gunned it . . . he was two car lengths back by the time I hit 50. Then his buddy came around him and pulled up next to me at the NEXT red light. This Civic was complete with hideous body kit to go with dual fart can exhaust. This time I killed the traction control and launched nicely as the light changed. This idiot was four car lengths behind when I hit 50 (road's a 45 MPH zone). Of course, I got the requisite ricer flyby, not once, but twice, as each douchenozzle made a pathetic attempt to show me up.
Nothing really that great, but still worth a road tail.
Nothing really that great, but still worth a road tail.