so i was doin this girl toniht --------- 566k warnin

[Zalec]

well my best friend\ parents went out of town and hes got this million dollar home out in the middle of nowhere, so we had some women over. had a couple drinks. i did her in the jazzuzzi, s\are bedorom and in the theatr room. she was hot. blonde with a a$$ like 2 grape fruits and a matching rack. she looked at me and was like im all out of cigarettes, can i take your car to the ga station. im thinkin sure im [censored]in you i dont care you can drive my car.. (she loves the eclipse) anyways se comes back we were all chillin watchin a movie relaxin, and the windows were open all we here is BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we go outside notice my eclipse is no where to be found in the driveway, my first reaction was like omg i just got my car jacked. i scream for my friend and his B***tch and we are were standing there like where did my car go. then we notice some tire tracks in the grass going back to the woods. my car rolled a good 600 feet into the woods slamming into a tree. im thinking wtf. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she had a blonde momet she forgot to pull the ebrake up and my [censored]ign car rooled awasy.

PIC TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Excelcier]

Ouchy!!!!!

[ClaymoreWW]

your mind must have been elsewhere

[MaverickFlyer]

:rofl: I'm sorry but thats funny! :rofl:
The things men do for a little PoonTang!:rofl:

[Livinsvt]

What an asshat

[Jorgen]

you have the worst possible luck with cars of anyone I hae ever heard of... better have been some good nuttin going on to get yoru car smacked up.... and you can always think of it this way, insurance will cover the car but that girl now OWES you big time...

[MaverickFlyer]

Originally posted by: Jorgen.... and you can always think of it this way, insurance will cover the car but that girl now OWES you big time...

One in the pink, One in the Stink! :rofl:

[Jorgen]

side note... so many pictures of the car... why no pictures of the hoe...

[MaverickFlyer]

Yes, We must see the "a$$ like 2 grape fruits and a matching rack" to believe you didn't back it into a tree yourself! :rofl:

[Jorgen]

Originally posted by: MaverickFlyer
Yes, We must see the "a$$ like 2 grape fruits and a matching rack" to believe you didn't back it into a tree yourself! :rofl:

while wacking it and attempting to drive...

[PuckPuck]

i would make her pay for the damages.... but i wouldn't take money

[Musicman]

Originally posted by: PuckPuck
i would make her pay for the damages.... but i wouldn't take money

Amen PuckPuck......Amen.......:hitit:

[ClaymoreWW]

that way you can collect for a loooong time ;)

[rastaman]

this is the way i see it....get an estimate for the damage to your car....then consider how much you would have had to pay a hooker that night to get that much action...if the two amounts are about the same, then i'd just call it even ;)

[jrak123]

Zac, you're in to chicks?

[MaverickFlyer]

Originally posted by: jrak123
Zac, you're in to chicks?

Maybe its an elaborate story to cover up the fact that he crashed his own car! We're still waiting for pics of this girl for proof! :biggrin:

[Zalec]

Originally posted by: Jorgen
side note... so many pictures of the car... why no pictures of the hoe...

that was the night i met her one night stands rock. i dont have one.

[Zalec]

Originally posted by: jrak123
Zac, you're in to chicks?

yes and if your not careful i just may go after yours

[Zalec]

summer of 2005 sucks ass. [censored] the world. insurance isnt covering it after what i told them what happen (i couldnt lie to my insurance on what happen.) i have $4000 bill commin shorty :( i may just say [censored] it get the car back and trade it in as is.

[Jorgen]

you told them exactly how it happened?
Zack my boy comeon you have to know what they don't know about something like that doesn't hurt them... it isn't like it is fraud when you purposly left the ebrake off and let it go into a tree...

PS how much you want for the eclipse in that condition... lol

[jrak123]

Originally posted by: Zalec

Originally posted by: jrak123
Zac, you're in to chicks?

yes and if your not careful i just may go after yours

Dude where do I sign up, you can have her. She is all yours.:biggrin:

[jrak123]

Originally posted by: Zalec

Originally posted by: jrak123
Zac, you're in to chicks?

yes and if your not careful i just may go after yours

Dude where do I sign up, you can have her. She is all yours.:biggrin:

[CEP]

mabey ull convert from a ricer to domestic...Mabey thats why all the bad luck ...the domestic Gods are trin to tell u somethin ..

[Zalec]

Originally posted by: CEP
mabey ull convert from a ricer to domestic...Mabey thats why all the bad luck ...the domestic Gods are trin to tell u somethin ..

f*ckin troll go back to florida neco.

[nullxposur]

dude, if u haven't noticed, when u f*ck someone and f*ck up your car, your post gets listed on the Hot Topics section... not just motor cities anymore