The DMV

[silverkat]

...I went to the DMV or as I like to call it - Satan's assh0le. DMV. You go in there and you're like "I'm gonna go early. I'm gonna get there at 6:01." You get there, there's people sleeping in sleeping bags outside. 400 people waiting. Nobody's talking either. You walk inside and everyone's standing. Everybody's dead quiet, but you know everybody's thinking the same thing: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You know what they should do? When you walk in the front door, they should have somebody hiding and just punch you in the face. Cuz at least after, you're like, "Alright well waiting in line's not so bad after the punch in the face"...

- Dane Cook

Yes I had to go today because my B-day was 12 days ago and this is the last day of the month. They were on #536 when I got there and my take-a-number number was #556. 45 minutes I and I was done. Just to fork out $54 for a stupid sticker. Seriously, why can't they hire more than 3 people to work there? And how can one lady totally quit working just so she could talk to some guy that walked in? And how come the lady that took care of me was a miserable beotch?? (And Mark I bet your mom is the best DMV lady ever :) )

So then I go to Micky D's and I had to wait there too!! They ran out of fries or double cheeseburgers. Shouldn't they have like a constant supply of cheeseburgers and fries?

Sorry for the rant. It just amazes me how miserable that task can be. Everyone should order their plates online so no one ever has to go there again. I'd punch every DMV in the face.

[Pyro81]

Heh, i hate the DMV. I never go there unless i have to register a new vehicle or renew my license. I can renew my plates through the mail, so that's what i do. Beats dealing with those very nice ladies...

[gyger]

Went to the DMV twice to get my license changed from AZ to OH everytime...."our computers are down"

I asked her I was like what do I tell the cop when he starts harassing me about why
my license says I live in AZ???? She's like "I dunno"

I hate that place so much.

"What if when you dove into the water while you were under someone poored gas on it and set it on fire?
Then when you came up you were on fire. So you swim around looking for a clear spot and find one
but when you come up some big dude is there and he punches you in the face and tells you to get back
into the firey water?!?!?!" Dane Cook :rofl:

[B3NN3TT]

I got lucky. I went at 10:30 this morning, expecting the worst; I was 10th in line, and was out in about 15 minutes. Not bad, says I... not to rub it in or anything...

[silverkat]

OMG Mike :rofl:


"What happened? Why did the shark attack you? Were you taunting it?"

"Yeah I go into the sea sometimes just to f*ck around with the sharks. I have this thing called a shark rocket and I shoot it at them and it really annoys them. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me, but I'm really good at alluding them. I know this hip move, it's something that porposes do. I pretend I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective."

[imgeorge78]

Originally posted by: silverkat
OMG Mike :rofl:


"What happened? Why did the shark attack you? Were you taunting it?"

"Yeah I go into the sea sometimes just to f*ck around with the sharks. I have this thing called a shark rocket and I shoot it at them and it really annoys them. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me, but I'm really good at alluding them. I know this hip move, it's something that porposes do. I pretend I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective."

LMAO "F*** YOU SHARK"

[nadthomas]

I had to go the DMV in NJ when I bought the car from PGTATX, and the DMV in NJ is by far worse then any I have been to in Ohio.

[gyger]

hahahaha
"Yeah he's ok if you wanna hire the kind of guy that punches you in the face and dumps on your chest"
hahahahahaha oh dude I could go on for days! good stuff!

[XxNoMe4UxX]

just punch them all in the face....

[Madcat]

Just ordered my new tags for the Ranger online took about 2 minutes and cost 98 bux for 2 years. Overall I wont ever go in there again until I have to get my license renewed even then Ill drive 2 hrs to Cambridge and be in and out in 10 mins like last year. Its worth the drive lol!

[silverkat]

Gyger, he is soooo cute. Even if he does poop all over the yard.
http://www.fastcougar.com/forums/attachments/kase%5Fwindow%2Ejpg


"Remember those Kool-Aid commercials where that big talking bowl of punch, he would come crashing through your f*cking wall in your living room. Oh yeah...And they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open dumb head. He would pour himself. Him and his crazy tights. I don't like that. I don't like when juice wears tights. It's a horrible combination - a bowl of juice wearing tights. F*ck drinking out of him. If that was me I'd be like 'No you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt. He's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah coming through the wall was real f*cking cool. Using the front door is cool, don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. you are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will go down you are very top heavy. You glass b!tch.' Oh yeah - Oh no."

[OSUStallion]

That is why I love Kentucky.

No lines what so ever... even right after work. Everyone who works there is super friendly. I got my

1.) New license plate
2.) Little sticker
3.) Title transferred
4.) Vehicle Inspected

in 15 minutes! and it cost me a total of $30!

Plus I don't need a front plate woot!

Kentucky is like another planet.

[gyger]

Damn that's pretty cool Tony!

Thanks Diane He's a she though:biggrin: But yes still very much pooping in my yard. I just hit that $h!t with
the riding mower it goes away. :rofl:

Naughty Naughty Kool-Aid!!!