Lame Joke Thread

[ZUM]

Two ropes walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here!"

So, one of the ropes left.

The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot.
The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?"

The rope replied " I'm afaid not".

[ignernt]

Why are relationships like yard sales?

You spend money on something another guy left out on the street. :tongue:

[ZUM]

Why was the Tomato blushing?


Because he saw the salad dressing

[Rhino]

Why is 6 afraid of 7???? Because 7 8 9



:rolleyes:

[ZUM]

How did Hitler tie his shoes?





In littel [censored]'s

[ignernt]

Originally posted by: ZUM
How did Hitler tie his shoes?





In littel [censored]'s

What word did it censor? Bishes? Assh0les? twots? :shrug:

[ZUM]

I cant believe it censored that out!!

Un[censored]inbelievable.

It was supposed to be:

In little N aZ ies.