Cougarfest Quotes Thread

[NorCalCoug]

Cougarfest Quote #1-

HugNSmile: I love the smell of boys! WOOOHOO I SMELL BOYS! I LOVE the smell of boys. I can SMELL you BOYS IN HERE! WOOOHOOO

Cougarfest Quote #2-

ViciousCat(?): I wish I had a d*** so I could whip it out and take a piss.

[JScullin]

Now I really wish I was there.

[yakko69]

Tell me about it, I wont be leaving till tonight and getting there early Saturday Morning. UGH!

[NorCalCoug]

Cougarfest Quote #3-

ov3n (phone): Here, Tad wants to talk to you.
tad (phone): Hey. It's not that I want to talk to you, it's just that ov3n is too drunk to speak.

[NorCalCoug]

Cougarfest Quote #4-

Homeless guy showing NorCal NECO people to a restaurant: REGULATORS! Mount up!

[SizzlinCougar99]

All you fuggin' Californians. I feel sorry for the people of Indy while you are there:biggrin:

[Loyalty]

With the notifacation that Capital One is closing here in Tampa (the US Card division) and since I was already off Thursday and Friday, me and Sunni were almost about to make a surprise trip up there....I wish we coulda gone. I really wanted to meet some of the people that didn't make it last year. I hope you guys continue the drunkinness :biggrin:

[Mitch]

Blitzkreg and MrMitch: Hey Amanda...Can we see your "TV's".
Cougargurl: Yea Shur, ive been showin everyone my "TV's".
Blitzkreg and MrMitch: Yeah, thoes are some nice "TV's" you got there.

[NorCalCoug]

Cougarfest Quote #5-

DEVIOUSDEV: Tyrice, I love your chocolate salty balls! (eats a chocolate ball)

[Excelcier]

"Room 213 has become a Canadian embassy. You must declare all goods and citizenship before entering!"

[Jagular]

Trevor(Fast Cougar) : "I've seen inside my wife and it's cool." It's not what it sounds like. Trevor must elaborate for us all...

[NorCalCoug]

frenchbluec2: Oh GOD look at the B Cups! Oh god, the B Cups!

[Rylee44]

2kSlvrStang - " If the rent-a-cop doesn't see us streaking, its ok right?"
Zum: The drive to Applebee's - "Look out he's wearing camo"

[Mitch]

Mitch: "I cant feel my...self" -at 3am after many beverages

[Jagular]

Trevor's wife looking at ND4SPD's car, "If I had a Pen**, I'd have a hard-on right now."

[GnuLoCo]

(HugNSmile rudely walks into a random room yapping something or another)

HugNSmile: Wow you have a nice room, WITH TWO BEDS! How many more people do you have in this room.
GnuLoCo: Its just me and Rikenbomb
HugNSmile: So like you can have your own beds!
GnuLoCo: No, actually Henry and I prefer to spoon all night on his bed,. WTF are you thinking?!

(HugNSmile proceeds to leave the room)

[JScullin]

HA!

[evilkowz]

Nick from Oklahoma: "This 5.0 beer is kicking my ass", "You guys have beer in grocery stores?"
Poor oklahomians, tornados and sh!++y beer.

[JAMallott]

gyger (while drunk) to projectcougar: "So, you're, ::insert finger quotatoins:: 'the james' ::close finger quotations::!?"


sled: "...and if i push down on your pubic bone, right here (demonstrating on himself), i can make you 'purge'..."


jamallott: "wait, i thought you worked for UPS?"


Silvercup: "i love the Tuttles!!!!!"

[MetallicaCougs]

Hugnsmile after spending night in bed with nuty1der. . .

"I didn't feel anything"

[Aries]

HugnSmile 9am busting into our room.. "WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS!! WAKE...." trips on my shoes and falls face first to the floor ".. who put those shoes there?!"

[AtomicInternet]

Crazy guy at White Castle to EricF: "I'm gonna kill somebody tonight" He then proceeded to wait for us outside.

Me to Jagular (before I knew it was Jagular): "40lb injectors in a 2.5L motor? You're crazy!"

[ov3n]

ariadne (to buffdaddy): buff? i don't see the buff..

[Iceotron]

hugnsmile: hey lemme give you a hug
carlsb1tch: no thanks....







goose: wing wing wing wing wing

[Aries]

Looks like Heather was the hit of the party! I dunno if that's a good thing or not

[ov3n]

ov3n (drunk, ate half a cheeseburger) : tyrice you want my scraps?
lostracer : oh thats racism right there!

--------------

next night at bw3's
ov3n : tyrice you want my scraps?
lostracer: ...
ov3n : ok, how about you give me your scraps and i be your b!tch?
lostracer: !!! :)

[skater]

tnkgurl, Friday night: "I can't find my car key!" (Left it at the restaurant.)
tnkgurl, Saturday night: "Did I leave my key in your car?" (Left it at Advanced.)

Magoo: "I'm sober and wearing clothes tonight."

--RJ

[transient]

GET 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cougargrrl99]

I was sitting outside the front doors ......and a man who worked at the hotel was bringing baggage out.... he says to me...

Him: "Watch out, you'll get killed out there"
Me: *Puzzled look on my face*
1 second goes by...
2 seconds go by....
3 seconds go by....
Him: "There's cougars everywhere!"

[Q4kntmare]

Magoo - "I will do anything if you dare me to..."

HugNSmile - "You smell good, can i have another hug?"

[tnkgurl]

Originally posted by: skater
tnkgurl, Friday night: "I can't find my car key!" (Left it at the restaurant.)
tnkgurl, Saturday night: "Did I leave my key in your car?" (Left it at Advanced.)
--RJ


:disgust:

And for the record, I hadn't been drinking either time that I left my car key behind.

CougarRacinChic: "I'm drinking until i can't feel my nose and there are two of everyone of you"

[MagicHallucinations]

Lostracer while driving my car - "AAAAAAHHHHHH, OMG i'm doing 60!"
Me to Lostracer - "you haven't gone 60 in your cougar?"
Lostracer to me - "yes, but it came so fast!"
Norcal to Lostracer - "ha, ha....Micah just took your turbo virginity!"
me - "this whole conversation has left me feeling dirty."





M

[NorCalCoug]

NorCalCoug to Lostracer- "See, this is how you" *PSSSHT* "drive this" *PSSSHT* "car..."
Lostracer- "AAAAAAHH!!"
*swerve swerve*
NorCalCoug to Lostracer- "What? I'm a California driver too dude, I know how to weave around traffic..."
MagicHallucinations- *laughing*

[Aries]

Indiana State Sherrif: "Line'em Up!"
Indiana State Police: "Get back in your car!!"

[ignernt]

GrandMasterKhan, speaking of Rylee IIRC: "I wonder if he'd let me drive his car"
Drag Manager : "Why would he do that? You can't even drive your own car... missing shifts and [censored]... off the line slow as hell..."

Now, the question is, since GMK's car wasn't there, whose car was he driving? :rofl:

[CougarRacinChic]

Originally posted by: tnkgurl


And for the record, I hadn't been drinking either time that I left my car key behind.

CougarRacinChic: "I'm drinking until i can't feel my nose and there are two of everyone of you"

:disgust:

and for the record, I may not have been able to talk straight enough to save my life that night, but from what I remember, I could still feel my nose and I apparently made it back to my own room that night... but the plus side is I didn't have a hang over the next morning and was able to drive :biggrin:

[hamill]

Ohio State trooper: "Sir, you are going to have to wait, he is a new officer and we are training him"
Me: "well....can my buddy take my car to get gas and I'll wait here till you're done?"

Truck Driver who hit me: "ah man....I'm going to have to get a drug test now"

Goose: "wing wing wing wing"
Me: "stop speaking in your native tongue"



And to many qoutes back and fourth with the Norcal crew....a bunch that are to explicit or would be considered racist if posted lol.

....oh.....and watching out for the "moon" was allways fun.

[Pyro81]

Originally posted by: skater
Magoo: "I'm sober and wearing clothes tonight."
Thank god!

[racerx]

Me to Curtis as he presses his face to the outside of my room window ---- "I see black people....."
gotta give Bethany props on the "wheres the buff" comment, classic I might add.

and nothing beats the Hibachi chef making the Cat noises at dinner and someone telling him to hurry dinner is gatting away...

[diddy]

DGNZcoug(to Meankat): dude, how did you get that whole thing in your mouth?

MeanKat: I got skillz!

__________________

BilletCoug: I have a carbon fiber headliner and James doesn't

__________________

BilletCoug (to DGNZCoug): I have better Corbeau seats than you and your sponsored by them, and I only paid ten bucks.

[silverkat]

In OH room on Friday nite: "I gotta drop a duece."

Madcat & Sled: "Wait for it...."

"The James" :rofl:

[Nemesis]

Billetcoug to (MeanKat / AngryKat) - " Damn dude, you paid 400 used for your gauge cluster, and I can get one brand new for 199 shipped "


:rofl:

[MetallicaCougs]

Originally posted by: DgnZCoug
Billetcoug to (MeanKat / AngryKat) - " Damn dude, you paid 400 used for your gauge cluster, and I can get one brand new for 199 shipped "


:rofl:




:cover: and he lived after saying that?

[MeanKat]

Originally posted by: DgnZCoug
Billetcoug to (MeanKat / AngryKat) - " Damn dude, you paid 400 used for your gauge cluster, and I can get one brand new for 199 shipped "


:rofl:



HAHA now that is funny

MeanKat to DSN caravan.."I'm number 2"

[MeanKat]

One airbag gauge cluster sold on Ebay......$450
One Airbag gauge cluster sold on CustomCougars......$200
Look on meankats face when price is dropped to $150.....PRICELESS custom_images/emoticons/shocked.gif

haha just having some fun

[diddy]

Originally posted by: MeanKat
One airbag gauge cluster sold on Ebay......$450
One Airbag gauge cluster sold on CustomCougars......$200
Look on meankats face when price is dropped to $150.....PRICELESS custom_images/emoticons/shocked.gif

haha just having some fun

...Every waking moment at Fest spent making fun of adrian and George....Priceless

[01blkcat]

Originally posted by: AtomicInternet
Crazy guy at White Castle to EricF: "I'm gonna kill somebody tonight" He then proceeded to wait for us outside.

... and he appeared to be talking to his imaginary friend, too.

[ignernt]

Crispy to me : "Wait until i get to my room and then call me on my [censored]ter phone." :rofl:

[XBaby]

"Happy birthday, dear Geooooorge, Happy Birthday to you!" - at Hard Rock AND at the awards banquet. Poor guy pissed his pants too!!

[ND4SPD]

Trevor's wife looking at ND4SPD's car, "If I had a pen**, I'd have a hard-on right now."
custom_images/emoticons/shocked.gif
:biggrin:
*edits profile sig*


Originally posted by: XBaby
"Happy birthday, dear Geooooorge, Happy Birthday to you!" - at Hard Rock AND at the awards banquet. Poor guy pissed his pants too!!
:rofl: that was indeed awesome...

[frenchblueC2]

Originally posted by: NorCalCoug
frenchbluec2: Oh GOD look at the B Cups! Oh god, the B Cups!

lol I don't remember saying that. I DO remember complaining about the serious lack of boobage that night. Damn Indy people - feed your girls better!! Not only are they thin as rails, they have no ta-ta's either.

see my sig for another quote. That's Ty speaking to my husband, Mike, apparently after I sauntered off to get a lap dance at the Red Garter lounge.

[billet350]

Meankat to (manager at applebees) Whatever floats ur boat!!!!!!!!!!!

Dgnzcougs mom to (Dgnzcoug) You go to bed right now

[jec215]

CougarGurl : I am turning around in the car wash.

--- Little While Later ----

Group: Hey Amanda, where is there a car wash?
CougarGurl: I don't know...

[FastCougar]

"Regardless of what's hanging between your legs, if you drive an automatic, stand up." - Me clearing up some confusion about classifications ;)

[frenchblueC2]

Originally posted by: FastCougar
"Regardless of what's hanging between your legs, if you drive an automatic, stand up." - Me clearing up some confusion about classifications ;)

Yeah that's a good one, although I really hope none of what the girls have "hangs"
:puke:
for the record, my stuff doesn't hang

[Q4kntmare]

i dont know who said this, but "The more i drink the more that front keeps smiling at me" (towards my gt bomber front)

[RedBaron1]

RedBaron: Hey man, I'm Curtis....RedBaron on the Message Board.
Lost Racer: I'm Tyrese....HEY, I've heard things about you...
--While Later--
RedBaron: So Tyrese, I guess you are the token black NECO Member from the West Coast. I'm Representin' the East Side! East Side 'til I die!
LostRacer: You want to race for the "Token Black Title"??

:rofl:.....ah Good Times!

[billet350]

Originally posted by: MeanKat
One airbag gauge cluster sold on Ebay......$450
One Airbag gauge cluster sold on CustomCougars......$200
Look on meankats face when price is dropped to $150.....PRICELESS custom_images/emoticons/shocked.gif

haha just having some fun


LOL that was funny...... but remember one thing.. They are all one of a kind!!!!
:rofl:

[cougirllp]

Al to Tory (our waitress at Steak and Shake) about Curtis: He's my chocolate sundae!

Al about the large sized milkshakes the waitress brought out at the Steak and Shake: Look at that big ass shake! (can be taken two ways)

The Hibachi chef at the Japanese Steakhouse: It's all good. (You had to be there!)

[Xerxeese]

GMK to DNNYBoy "you need to get your hose stretched"

Myself to the rest of the guys at the table of the restaurant we were at "Ive never been to a restaurant where 3 of the people at the table can order Hummers from the waitress ... AND GET THEM !"

(For the record, this place had a drink called "Hummer")

[diddy]

Originally posted by: billetcoug

Dgnzcougs mom to (Dgnzcoug) You go to bed right now


or....

DgnzCoug's mom to Dgnzcoug: Junia, you need to goh to slee righ nah, is past yaw bedtime. Finish yaw sweet and sour pork first.

[NorCalCoug]

Originally posted by: RedBaron1
RedBaron: Hey man, I'm Curtis....RedBaron on the Message Board.
Lost Racer: I'm Tyrese....HEY, I've heard things about you...
--While Later--
RedBaron: So Tyrese, I guess you are the token black NECO Member from the West Coast. I'm Representin' the East Side! East Side 'til I die!
LostRacer: You want to race for the "Token Black Title"??

:rofl:.....ah Good Times!

That's right, and Tyrice took the Token Title from you! You're no longer black! He has taken the blackness from your soul and added it to his own!

West Coast Represent! LostRacer IS the Token Title Champion of NECO. ;)

[COOGAH]

i am still trying to remember what you taught me in romanian (or some language-i forgot)

it was something like "spoomila noomila tersha"? i remember what it means tho.