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cougarXR7
05-15-2004, 12:54 AM
Edit: This post was made by my friend Jason who accompanied us to the NYC International Autoshow.

The other day I went to McDonalds and I got a Happy Meal. It was so good, I had the cheeseburger happy meal. My french fries were cold and soggy, but when do you go to mcdonalds and not get cold and soggy fries. My cheese burger was cold and tasted like a frozen sewer rat that was just about completely rotten. But anyways, back to my story I got the greatest little toy, it was so fun and I sure did love my little toy car. It was a little toy Cougar. I love my cougar untile its little wheel fell off and I started to cry and I ran to my dad to see if he could fix my little hot wheels cougar up again. My father told me that it was to badly broke and it could not be restored, but I really didn't think it could be fixed because if fell of the table at about 120mph. I was so madd that I ripped off the spoiler. So after I completely destroyed my little hot wheel Cougar car and I through it in the garbage. Since I live in the woods raccoons and other animals come and eat the garbage. Well a little squirl must have swallowed the little car and became logged in its throat and choked to death and it died right next to my front door. And to my suprise the little toy car was stuck half way in its mouth. So the humanitarian that I am I took the little toy car out of the little dead squirls mouth with a pair of tweezers and a xacto-knife. And since this little cougar went through all that I decided even though it was beat and broke I decided that I should keep and not get rid of it. So I guess the moral of my whole story is even if your cougar is broke and beat that you should never get rid of it you should leave it in your back yard to rot and give the bee's a place to leave.


SAVE A COUGAR DRIVE (PT) CRUISER!!!!!!!

Your cougar admiring friend
Jason

ignernt
05-15-2004, 01:10 AM
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot... :ugh:

ReToM7
05-15-2004, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by: ignernt
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot... :ugh:

I'm with you on that one... umm, Tony, what did you smoke and WHERE did you buy it? I think I need some of that.

cougarXR7
05-15-2004, 11:16 AM
I figured you would remember him guys.... (Mark and Pat) He told you he would post his McDonalds story :)

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ReToM7
05-15-2004, 03:39 PM
Ahh, well, now it makes a little more sense, lol. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEE!!!" HAHA. Oh man, that was a fun meal.

cue
05-16-2004, 12:17 AM
he is one of the funniest people i have ever met....w00t

ReToM7
05-16-2004, 05:08 AM
Originally posted by: cue
he is one of the funniest people i have ever met....w00t

LoL, it's too bad he doesn't own a cougar... I can see him buying like a 94 cougar and trying to get into NEW EDGE COUGAR OWNERS, am I wrong Tony, or is that his style? hahaha

cougarXR7
05-16-2004, 09:10 PM
He might you never know. I doubt he would buy a cougar though, he's a fool when it comes to machinery.


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