TMoney
04-08-2004, 09:56 AM
I was challenged last night...on the highway. A 5-series Bimmer wanted some. (License plate: AFT HRS) Little did he know I was currently hauling over 450lbs of peastone, 40 feet of perforated drainpipe and various connections, and pipehose sleeve, etc, in the trunk. Oh yeah, and my golf clubs.
I was behind him on the on-ramp - one of those complete 360 degree ones. He was swerving back and forth. I said to myself "Cool, this guy thinks he's NASCAR?"...and begin. I first passed him on the entrance to the highway - (my friends know I HAVE TO merge with highway traffic at, or way above speed). This bimmer was waiting for someone else in front of him, so I gazzed it (LOUD) and with a whip of the wheel passed by him. He quickly followed in my lane, then passing me on the right gazzing it up as well, so I could hear and touch with my eyes. Dark Blue with shiny reems. Then he slowed down and pulled next to me, I gave him the head nod and we rolled down our windows. He shouted "You'll Lose!!", so I retorted with "I'm used to it." He laughed, I laughed and he gazzed it once again and so did I, but it felt like I wasn't moving any faster, because I probably wasn't.
I was going to explain to him that it was such a cooincidence that right now I'm driving under full load, but figured any excuse to challenge a Bimmer that would equate into the words "Cougar Wins" would just be dumb and effortless. I later lost him on the highway somewhere as I exited swiffly onto northbound, of course merging at 80mph and passing people on the right. Danger.
I was behind him on the on-ramp - one of those complete 360 degree ones. He was swerving back and forth. I said to myself "Cool, this guy thinks he's NASCAR?"...and begin. I first passed him on the entrance to the highway - (my friends know I HAVE TO merge with highway traffic at, or way above speed). This bimmer was waiting for someone else in front of him, so I gazzed it (LOUD) and with a whip of the wheel passed by him. He quickly followed in my lane, then passing me on the right gazzing it up as well, so I could hear and touch with my eyes. Dark Blue with shiny reems. Then he slowed down and pulled next to me, I gave him the head nod and we rolled down our windows. He shouted "You'll Lose!!", so I retorted with "I'm used to it." He laughed, I laughed and he gazzed it once again and so did I, but it felt like I wasn't moving any faster, because I probably wasn't.
I was going to explain to him that it was such a cooincidence that right now I'm driving under full load, but figured any excuse to challenge a Bimmer that would equate into the words "Cougar Wins" would just be dumb and effortless. I later lost him on the highway somewhere as I exited swiffly onto northbound, of course merging at 80mph and passing people on the right. Danger.