F.O.R.D.

[BasSpyder]

Found On Road DEAD!!. haha, so me and zach were talkin about the problems with my car and well fords in general, so we started to come up with some should-be slogans for ford. post if you have any. here are mine:

welcome to ford where cheep parts make you spend lots

welcom to ford, you dont get a lot but you pay a lot

welcom to ford where even just an oil change will cost you over a hundred bucks

why install the part yourself when you can just have one of our handy repair men do it for you for only $400, and thats just the spark plugs, labor, tax, and food not included

hi there, come on down to the ford place and buy a car for only 20,000 then end up paying over twice that in two years for service and parts......service with a smile cause your paying our retirement after it comes in for maintenice

:biggrin:

[Mone]

Come file your taxes with FORD!

[zachwinsett]

Quality is job one, putting out the fire is job two

[Cougaritus]

Buy A Ford... Its The Best....
Haul Ass For A Mile.... Walk The Rest....

D.R.O.F. - Driver Returns On Foot...

F.O.R.D. - Fuc*ed on Race Day....

[BasSpyder]

hahaha, here are some more that zach said:
welcome to Ford where we spend your money for you

welcome to ford where our towing service is Job 1

ok i thought there were more but i guess not

[zachwinsett]

Found these online: Pretty good stuff...

1. SPEED KILLs...Drive a Ford and live forever.

2. A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!"

3. Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust,
If is wasn't for Ford
our tools would be rust.

4. That's not a leak, my Ford's just marking its territory!

5. Ford...At least they circled the problem

6. Did you know that Ford has a new magnetised bumper?
They needed something to pick up the parts that fell off along the way.

7. God make $hit, Ford gave it wheels

8. Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road?
The other 2% made it home!!

9. How do you double the value of a Ford? Put gas in it

10. Q: How is a golf ball different from a Ford?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

11. Q: Why are there footpaths beside streets?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home

12. Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!

13. Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive?
A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now!

14. Q: How long can a ford go for with out repairs?
A: Depends if you can leave the ford dealer.

15. Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.

16. Q: Why are new fords so aerodynamic?
A: So the tow trucks save fuel while the ford is on the back.

17. Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer

18. Pinto acronyms...

P I N T O
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
Put In Nickel To Operate

F O R D
Fast Only Running Downhill

[DreamNforSpeed]

Well my personal experience:

Ford - where everything in the engine bay is put in with a different size screw, bolt, hex, and every clip is designed to break when you release it. Because if yo want to mod you car, it will be over our dead bodies. Oh, and lets use a weird @$$ size for the tires... just for that extra touch.

My lastest complaint - the screws (I hate screws) holding the throttle position sensor were torqued in around 200 lb ft and I stripped them trying to get them out. Did I mention I hate screws?

[Nemesis]

Originally posted by: DreamNforSpeed


Ford - where everything in the engine bay is put in with a different size screw, bolt, hex, and every clip is designed to break when you release it. Because if yo want to mod you car, it will be over our dead bodies. Oh, and lets use a weird @$$ size for the tires... just for that extra touch.



:rofl: sooo sooo true!

[BasSpyder]

hey what you want me to do with all then extra parts left over?