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Nemesis
11-14-2003, 01:56 PM
Okay fellas here are some ...
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
DreamNforSpeed
11-14-2003, 03:25 PM
A few of my favorites:
You're like Campbells soup, baby. Mmm Mmm good.
If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
SPLdominator
11-14-2003, 03:54 PM
lol i love how george's are like, all food related...
me and my best friend got an interesting pickup line...we were cruisin around and saw biker boys so we stopped for a second to chat....we were in her vw bug...and this one guy says "hey...have you ever ridden on a motorcycle, cause i've never driven a vw..."
kinda pickup linish...but we laughed all the way home...
frgprncss914
11-15-2003, 12:03 AM
how about....
do you have any asian in you?
(answer): no
well, would you like some? :rofl:
BasSpyder
11-15-2003, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by: frgprncss914
how about....
do you have any asian in you?
(answer): no
well, would you like some? :rofl:
hahahahahahahaha, this is one that sam told me the other nigth:
that shirts becoming on you, if i were on you, i'd be coming to
Q4kntmare
11-15-2003, 04:23 AM
"do you work for ups? Cause i swear you were checking out my package"
"if your right legs Christmas and your left legs Thanksgiving, can i come between holidays?"
*looks at his crotch* "its not gonna suck itself!"
"Can i buy you a drink, or do you want the money now?"
"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
"i'd really like to see how you look when im naked"
(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) "Let's get you out of these wet clothes."
"Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."
"I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public."
"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
Estiem
11-15-2003, 03:33 PM
hows about ya save a horse, and ride a cowboy. ;)
frgprncss914
11-15-2003, 09:01 PM
:rofl: you guys have WAY too much time on your hands....lol
billet350
11-16-2003, 02:14 AM
hey, are your parents retarded........... Because you are a very special girl.
BasSpyder
11-16-2003, 02:40 AM
omg thats horrible haha :rofl:
DreamNforSpeed
11-16-2003, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by: Q4kntmare<br
"You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"
Yes! I was trying to remember this one... this has got to be one of my all time favs. It's so overtly vulgar, but subtle. :thumbsup:
BasSpyder
11-16-2003, 10:59 PM
here are a few i jsut remembered:
are those space pants your are wearing? cause that ass is out of this world
is that a mirror in your pants? cause i can really see myself in them
are you tired? cause youve been running through my mind all night
rista
11-17-2003, 12:39 AM
i'm gonna be a troll and reply to this one:
"i got the 'F' and i got the 'C' and i got the 'K', now all i need is 'U' "
Nemesis
11-17-2003, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by: rista
i'm gonna be a troll and reply to this one:
"i got the 'F' and i got the 'C' and i got the 'K', now all i need is 'U' "
that was horrible randy , but funny lol
feel free to troll anytime! i know i do :rofl:
BasSpyder
11-17-2003, 03:09 PM
this one is from the cartoon the family guy, its where they go into a gay bar and see two women making out and quagmier(sp?) the dude with the big head walks up to them and is like:
hey, you ladies ever been penatrated
DreamNforSpeed
11-17-2003, 04:47 PM
DUDE! Family Guy freakin rocks... I just got the second DVD set. That episode is funny as hell. Ah, I love that cartoons have grown up with us and can make nasty sex jokes...
:thumbsup:
mXOPLYCK
11-17-2003, 10:38 PM
guy: that dress looks nice on you
Girl: Thanks
Guy: but it would look better in a ball on the floor next to my bed
rista
11-18-2003, 01:22 AM
how bout this one (censored of course)
"nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"
for some reason it don't work, i can't figure out why:shrug:
theotherwhitemeat
11-18-2003, 02:53 AM
"wanna f*ck? Or do I owe an apology."
SamuraiCougar
11-18-2003, 04:16 AM
The absolute best pick-up line ever!
"Hi"
BasSpyder
11-19-2003, 06:41 PM
pick up line from the back woods of georgia:
you sure do got a pruddy tooth!
tampamoney
11-20-2003, 05:41 PM
Sorry I like this thread.
guy:whats the odds of us going to Las Vagas and f***ing
girl: not good
guy: what you don't like Las Vagas
Cougargrrl99
11-21-2003, 10:35 AM
oh oh oh! can i contribute a few?? :biggrin:
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-Is that a keg in your pants, cuz I'd love to tap that ass.
-If I was a water melon, would you spit or swallow my seed.
-They call me "coffee" I grind so fine.
- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
BasSpyder
11-21-2003, 01:15 PM
omg kendra, ive never head the one about the watermelon haha
Aries
11-21-2003, 05:26 PM
Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a Foot-long..
BasSpyder
11-22-2003, 12:48 AM
omg that rocked!
saw this one on the tv show becker. some dude was talking to a girl who was wearing a shirt that looked like a hankerchief:
is that a hankerchief cause i feel a sneeze coming on.
Q4kntmare
11-25-2003, 04:31 PM
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
Nice legs...what time do they open?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are those real?
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
frgprncss914
11-25-2003, 05:16 PM
that's hilarious!! :rofl:
BasSpyder
11-25-2003, 08:36 PM
jeezy creezy sam haha.
Nemesis
11-25-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by: Aries
Do you work at Subway? Cuz you just gave me a Foot-long..
:rofl: Mark one for my half aZN brutha