vizual
09-16-2003, 03:31 AM
no lies http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/drool.gif
http://www.fastcougar.com/forums/attachments/Isabel.jpg
BRANDY
09-16-2003, 01:50 PM
um, i think so extra special movies you have been watching are making your mind do wierd things!!! :shrug:
LostRacer
09-16-2003, 01:53 PM
Damn..she is a wet one isn't she...:biggrin:
ignernt
09-16-2003, 02:00 PM
Dude... that's an old pic. Have you seen her since her piercing? :tongue:
http://www.fastcougar.com/forums/attachments/Isabelpierce%2Ejpg
vizual
09-16-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by: ignernt
Dude... that's an old pic. Have you seen her since her piercing? :tongue:
[IMG]http://www.fastcougar.com/forums/attachments/Isabelpierce%2Ejpg[IMG]:rofl: :thumbsup:
MetallicaCougs
09-16-2003, 04:08 PM
:rofl: only you guys could come up with that
Sunni
09-16-2003, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by: vizual
Originally posted by: ignernt
Dude... that's an old pic. Have you seen her since her piercing? :tongue:
[IMG]http://www.fastcougar.com/forums/attachments/Isabelpierce%2Ejpg[IMG]:rofl: :thumbsup:
ignernt
09-16-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by: MetallicaCougs
:rofl: only you guys could come up with that
Who... me? :biggrin:
vizual
09-16-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by: ignernt
Originally posted by: MetallicaCougs
:rofl: only you guys could come up with that
Who... me? :biggrin:
Yes you!
NorCalCoug
09-17-2003, 06:55 AM
:rofl: x 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.0
MetallicaCougs
09-18-2003, 02:08 PM
I got this from yssupkat, thought it kind of fit here . . .
Hurricane Season Tips
We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're
going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar
blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points:
(1) There is no need to panic.
(2) We could all be killed.
Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in. If you're new to
the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the
possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one."
Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple
three-step hurricane preparedness plan:
STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at
least three days.
STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car.
STEP 3. Drive to Nebraska and remain there until Halloween.
Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this
sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here. We'll start with one
of the most important hurricane preparedness
items:
HOMEOWNERS' INSURANCE:
If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately,
this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two
basic requirements:
(1) It is reasonably well-built, and (2) It is located in Nebraska.
Unfortunately, if your home is located in an area that might actually be
hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you
hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money,
and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the
first place.
So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will
charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of
your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental
floss.
Since Hurricane George, I have had an estimated 27 different
home-insurance companies. This week, I'm covered by the Bob and Big Stan
Insurance Company, under a policy which states that, in addition to my
premium, Bob and Big Stan are entitled, on demand, to my kidneys.
SHUTTERS:
Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the windows, all
the doors, and -- if it's a major hurricane -- all the toilets. There are
several types of shutters, with advantages and disadvantages:
Plywood shutters: The advantage is that, because you make them
yourself, they're cheap.
The disadvantage is that, because you make them yourself, they will
fall off.
Sheet-metal shutters: The advantage is that these work well, once you
get them all up.
The disadvantage is that once you get them all up, your hands will be
useless bleeding stumps, and it will be December.
Roll-down shutters: The advantages are that they're very easy to use,
and will definitely protect your house. The disadvantage is that you will
have to sell your house to pay for them.
"Hurricane-proof" windows: These are the newest wrinkle in hurricane
protection: They look like ordinary windows, but they can withstand
hurricane winds! You can be sure of this, because the salesman says so.
He lives in Nebraska.
Hurricane Proofing Your Property:
As the hurricane approaches, check your yard for movable objects like
barbecue grills, planters, patio furniture, visiting relatives, etc. You
should, as a precaution, throw these items into your swimming pool (if you
don't have a swimming pool, you should have one built immediately).
Otherwise, the hurricane winds will turn these objects into deadly
missiles.
EVACUATION ROUTE:
If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route
planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at
your driver's license; if it says "South Carolina," you live in a
low-lying area.) The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid
being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead, you will be
trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with
two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be
lonely.
HURRICANE SUPPLIES:
If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy
them now! Tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute,
then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over
who gets the last can of SPAM.
In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies:
23 flashlights
At least $167 worth of batteries that turn out, when the power goes
off, to be the wrong size for the flashlights.
Bleach (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what
the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so GET some!)
A 55-gallon drum of underarm deodorant.
A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in
a hurricane, but it looks cool.)
A large quantity of raw chicken, to placate the alligators. (Ask
anybody who went through Camille; after the hurricane, there WILL be
irate alligators.)
$35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you
can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth.
Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws
near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by
turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers
stand right next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally
important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean.
Good luck, and remember: It's great living in Paradise.....
MetallicaCougs
09-18-2003, 04:46 PM
move to Nebraska :tongue:
ignernt
09-18-2003, 05:11 PM
Omaha Stylee is the **** we come with man
embedded in our souls it breaths out from this band
we always knew that we could
thank you if you too thought we would
Not one to get over sounding like the norm
friendly to the radio, all that **** is corn
all we coming with is a little bit of swing
and we go on like it ain't no thing and I say