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Catwoman3700
08-01-2003, 01:15 AM
Well I had chinese food tonight and i got 2 fortunes. One was really stupid but the other was suprisingly intriguing. I'll let you be the judge of which is which:
"You will soon be more aware of your growing awareness" :confused:
"An old friend introduces you to new people and pleasures" :naughty:
So if anyone remembers, what is the coolest/wierdest fortune you've ever gotten? Once I got a blank fortune. That was creepy as hell, and I think its what has caused all of my bad luck with my car. Beware if you get one! Lol
pgtatx
08-01-2003, 02:29 AM
How may I pleasure you this evening ;)
pgtatx
08-01-2003, 02:31 AM
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How's that look to you ;)
Stewy
08-01-2003, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by: pgtatx
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How's that look to you ;)
:rofl:
temujin77
08-01-2003, 03:20 PM
The weirdest fortune I have gotten, and I'm being completely serious, is this:
"Help! I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"
Catwoman3700
08-04-2003, 11:13 PM
hmm so i got one real reply to this. that is sad.
hmm anyway i think im gonna go eat some more chinese food! yay!!
tell me your fortunes! this thread has a very big potential of being cool...hehe. (yea im a nerd)
temujin77
08-05-2003, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by: Catwoman3700
(yea im a nerd)
Yay I'm not the only one! :-D
Teflonworm
08-05-2003, 12:42 AM
"Baseball Wrong.....man with 4 balls cannot walk"
"Man with hand in pocket feel cockey all day"
I got plenty more, but i'll leave just those 2 for now....
An old friend introduces you to new people and pleasures
So when ya coming to visit :naughty:
silversleek8
08-05-2003, 05:56 PM
one time i got a fortune that said your luck is about to change...that night i got in a car accident ran over my cell phone and lost my paycheck i had just cashed....i dont open fortune cookies anymore
99CouGSweetRide
08-07-2003, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by: silversleek8
one time i got a fortune that said your luck is about to change...that night i got in a car accident ran over my cell phone and lost my paycheck i had just cashed....i dont open fortune cookies anymore
you lost the paycheck you just cashed? how did you still have it if you cashed it? lol
anyway, try opening a fortune cookie....without a fortune! hahaha!
Mike
Catwoman3700
08-07-2003, 07:01 AM
anyway, try opening a fortune cookie....without a fortune! hahaha!
Dude i know! That happened to me once! Creepy ****.
Oh and Ethan---what new pleasures do I have in store for me? :poke: :naughty:
99CouGSweetRide
08-07-2003, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by: Catwoman3700
anyway, try opening a fortune cookie....without a fortune! hahaha!
Dude i know! That happened to me once! Creepy ****.
Oh and Ethan---what new pleasures do I have in store for me? :poke: :naughty:
ha I was just kidding about that! It's from a movie. lol
Mike
coug99
08-07-2003, 11:56 PM
I once opened a fortune cookie with TWO fortunes in it. It was crazy. Too bad one of them was blank.
Frank
08-08-2003, 02:35 AM
"That wasn't chicken"