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CougarKid16
07-11-2003, 01:19 AM
Well here I am driving home from a long night of work n minding my own business when all the sudden a group of people in a saturn pull up next to me we get to a light they turn up their music n peel off, so they slow back down n start dawging my car. I'm like what the mess? lets just pretend for a instance that i knew they wanted to race come on u drive a saturn and have plastic/fake chrome rims on the pep boys special. I thought they had more sense than that but i guessed wrong so we made a u turn caught a red light n i asked them if they wanted to do it for real this time. ofcourse the guy nods yes revs his engine turns up the egine with the sorry bass( u know when u hear popin thats not a system) so the light turns green n we are off n ofcourse he stands no chance its over hes done so i slow down turn into 7 eleven to get a slurpee n all the sudden the saturn turns in stands in front of my car while i'm getting a drink so when i come out all the sudden this guy n these 2 girls from the saturn start making fun of my car for some reason n then try to make fun of me. I just dont udnerstand why people are stupid like that? I'm minding my business u had to me gay, then when i leave after i embarassed u n ur car in front of ur ladies what posses u to follow me n make fun of my car? Ughhh this bothers me but hey whatever makes him feel better
"Excuse me *****s, you mind stepping away from my car? I believe your gay sponser is waiting for you in his "Discount Auto" ghetto-mobile."
CougarKid16
07-11-2003, 01:27 AM
exactly, u know what i mean i'm like woah woah woah there missy lets get a full set of teeth and some manners n then come talk to me, until then get back in the car n go on ur redneck white trash way. iahve no problem with saturn owners but i do have problems with people that have problems with me for unknown reasons
That's why I automatically assume that I hate someone before meeting them. It's an interesting way to live...but quite entertaining. I swear, 7 out of 10 times I am in public, I end up telling someone to phuck off.
GrandMasterKhan
07-11-2003, 02:02 AM
the sorry bas*dr had to keep his pride.
I would been like.
"You just owned. Take your pastic toy home and the 12 year olds with you. have a nice day. "
99CouGSweetRide
07-11-2003, 05:30 AM
well he did have a lot of weight in his car..maybe he wanted to race you again without the ladies this time. heh
Mike
JScullin
07-11-2003, 09:37 AM
You should've just whipped out your d1ck and slapped him across the face a few times.
CougarBalla2k5
07-11-2003, 12:52 PM
You're all going to yell at me for this, but here is the alex way to handle it
You get up in his face and use the best latino accent possible " Who do you think you are f ucking with holmes I don't play, you want to step to me then do something *****. " If he laughed at that I woulda punched him :shrug:
jojolmnop
07-11-2003, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by: CougarBalla2k5
You're all going to yell at me for this, but here is the alex way to handle it
You get up in his face and use the best latino accent possible " Who do you think you are f ucking with holmes I don't play, you want to step to me then do something *****. " If he laughed at that I woulda punched him :shrug:
way to be the better man.
shoulda just told him that he was owned and that he shouldn't embarrass himself anymore.
CougarBalla2k5
07-11-2003, 01:30 PM
:rofl: Man ya'll need to lighten up a LOT around here.
Originally posted by: Fett
That's why I automatically assume that I hate someone before meeting them. It's an interesting way to live...but quite entertaining. I swear, 7 out of 10 times I am in public, I end up telling someone to phuck off.
Fett can we hang out. :)
gyger
07-11-2003, 08:24 PM
You did the right thing by just leaving them there feeling ignorant
I would've lost my temper dumped my slurpee on his seats kicked a couple
of dents in his car and when he decided he want to grow a pair I would've
kicked him in the nuts and broke his f'in nose. Fighting fair is for losers :biggrin:
and if the girls lay a hand on you they're fair game too.
Then proceeded to spend the night in jail and pay lawyers
to get me out of a mess I could've easily walked away from.
like you nice job dude and nice kill too:thumbsup:
B3NN3TT
07-11-2003, 09:05 PM
Originally posted by: gyger
kicked a couple
of dents in his car
Nah, Mike, it's a Saturn- they don't dent...
:poke:
awwwww, when he said kick some dents in it I got SOOOOOO excited to say that he couldn't but you beat me to it
KrauT
07-11-2003, 09:48 PM
haha dude that **** happens to me everytime im in GB. Just watch out for the cops, there total dickheads, oh yeah and watch out for them ghettoes! One time I raced a saturn in my cougar and they threw something out at my car, my buddy pulled out a switchblade, they called the cops and we were thrown against the cop car. We were let go though since they found nothing on us, he threw out the knife just in time. Nut becareful man there are some crazy mofo's out there and especially near GB/Brooklyn area.
CougarKid16
07-12-2003, 02:43 AM
yeah sometimes it can be good times in glen burnie n u could see some nice cars but then again u get those ricers out there n have these new undercover cops in camaros then u might be in for a long annoying night. for all u lil ricer b@stards out there boy do i hate u guys.....i onbly have respect for a certain few mostly integras n a few preludes n ofcourse u got rx-7's n supras but for u kids with those old accords n civics n those new huge civics all i can ask is why????? adding a coffee can for an exhaust n putting a new head unit in ur car is not hooking ur car up so no need to rev ur egine. n please take off those civic type r stickers................
Ness1216
07-12-2003, 02:52 AM
Originally posted by: gyger
You did the right thing by just leaving them there feeling ignorant
I would've lost my temper dumped my slurpee on his seats kicked a couple
of dents in his car and when he decided he want to grow a pair I would've
kicked him in the nuts and broke his f'in nose. Fighting fair is for losers :biggrin:
and if the girls lay a hand on you they're fair game too.
Then proceeded to spend the night in jail and pay lawyers
to get me out of a mess I could've easily walked away from.
like you nice job dude and nice kill too:thumbsup:
:rofl::rofl::rofl: