Bloke speak...

[JScullin]

What are some terms you use to describe things? Slang wise.

[wessa]

John , what do you mean,like ryming slang..and before you ask we dont all speak like dick van dke or mary poppins.........

[JScullin]

Well, like a "bloke" is "guy" I believe. "Bollocks" is like "bull****" or something.

Like when we say something looks "sick" we mean it looks good. Or if we call something "nasty" it's bad.

[Blackadder]

Ok John, well at the risk of being ridiculed by my fellow UK NECO members, here's one from the North of England (It's the best bit by the way :cover: )

"I'm as chuffed as a chocolate frog".....meaning...."I'm really pleased about something"

Go figure :)

[DREAMCATCHER]

HI THERE USA.................SICK HERE IN UK MEANS JUST THAT ...SICK..WEIRD...A PERV.
BOLLOCKS (CAJONES) IS MORE OF AN EXCLAMATION THAN A STATEMENT.
BULL**** IS LIKE....TALKING A LOAD OF RUBBISH/CRAP.......OR AS WE SAY IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS..........A LOAD OF OLD TWADDLE.
SOME ONE SIMPLE/USELESS/AN IDIOT..........IS SOMEONE WHO IS ...A SANDWICH SHORT OF A PICNIC or AS GOOD AS A CHOCOLATE TEA POT......TITS/JUGS ARE...TOP BOLLOCKS.................AND YOUR FANNY IS OUR ASS :biggrin: AND OUR FANNY IS YOUR PUSSY/MUFF/BEAVER/SNATCH......OR IF A BIG ONE....IT STANDS OUT LIKE A CHAPEL HAT PEG.
IF YOU WANT TO EMAIL ME WILL SEND YOUR LOADS OF SIMILAR WORDS............................................. ...HAVE FUN:thumbsup:
dreamcatcher@big.as

[JScullin]

These are from wessa:

sick=no good,wrong
a load of bollock=****,garbage
blokes=men
birds=women
wanker/tosser=an absolute idiot (jerkoff)
old brass=prostitute (hooker)
a shag=a ****/lay
cool=good
nasty=bad
whats the damage=how much will it cost!
doing it large=going all out,everything..
laters= see you later/again
trousers=pants
trainers=sneakers
charlie=cocaine
trips=lsd

If something is good it's:

wicked or pissa or wicked pissa (This is a Boston area only thing)
sick
sweet
tits
cherry
tastey (pronounced taste-ee)
off the hook (or chain)
*****in'

If something is bad it's:

nasty
"looks/tastes like ass"
rancid
crap/****
junk (this can also mean a guys crotch)
trash

That's actually all I can think of there. Here are some ways to describe people:

ree-ree or ree (retarded): Idiot
window-licker: Idiot
puss: wimp
A Mary or A Nancy: wimp
"you woman": when referring to a guy who's a wimp
"you chicken ****": scared

For when calling your straight friend "gay" when he acts like one:

mo or mo-mo (homo)
Pillow-biter
Fudge packer
ass pirate

[Blackadder]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DREAMCATCHER]

HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A "GAY".................SAUSAGE JOCKEY.
SHEEP SHAGGER.......................WOOLIE WUFTER....................TURD BURGLER..................BROWN HATTER.....................THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON......MUST WRITE A BOOK ONE DAY:evil:

[cougarfella]

john

follow this link roger's profanisaurus (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm)

should give you a giggle

MATT

[wessa]

:thumbsup: Matt ,that puts me to shame.big time.....your link is the funniest thing i've red for fcukin ages...tears,snot,everything..:rofl: Nice 1....................

[P999LTS]

:disgust: Here's one for you J. - I was in an hotel 3 weeks ago in Concord (Ma) as a resident. In the bar I had two beers, when I asked for a third they said "you have to eat here for more than two drinks" Since I had had a great meal nearby I said "Can't eat anymore" They said "You don't have to eat, just pay for something, we will throw it away, and then you can have your third (and more beer)"

Why??????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????

[JScullin]

This stops more Irish from coming over.



Seriously, I dunno. It's New Hampshire so it's outta my control :). Maybe they want people to eat something so they don't drink on an empty stomach. But they couldn't care less cause they just want to make money, so that's why they said "don't eat it, we'll just toss it after you pay".

[P999LTS]

:beer: No - its Concord MASS - and I thought the law was a crap (apart from that I had a great 4 days in Boston, but on the fifth they banned smoking everywhere apart from on the streets. Why are you so puritanical??????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????

[JScullin]

Oops. Sorry, when I think of Concord first thing that comes to mind is Concord NH.

I can't really explain most of the **** that happens here. And in the grand scheme of things us Mass natives defected from you long ago to get away from taxes & stupid laws....Massachusetts is now known as one of the worst States with many frivilous taxes!!!

I don't smoke, so it doesn't bother me. But I also feel that if someone wants to smoke they can do it so long as it's clearly seperate from a non-smoking area. Non of that "invisible barrier" that most restaurants had to distinguish the areas.

I want to live in Austrailia anyway.

[P999LTS]

:confused: Hey, I thought Concord (Ma) was famous! The first shots in the Revolution were fired there. The Minute men (humans not rockets) are revered.

I just thought it was a fag (boring, (or a cigarette!!))

The staff said it was a town rule (and Arlington is a dry zone).:beer::disgust:

[DREAMCATCHER]

Originally posted by: cougarfella
john

follow this link roger's profanisaurus (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm)

should give you a giggle

MATT


FCUK ME SIDE WAYS TO SUNDAY..................THIS IS ONE HELLAV LINK TO MERRYMENT AND MIRTH.......
:biggrin:

[MercMobile]

You guys seriously have a Hamburger (which is actually ham) and a Beefburger (which would be what American's consider a hamburger) right?

Is it just the guy from Ocean's Eleven.. or do you all really say "We're in Barney" (Barney = Barney Rubble = Trouble)

And someone.. please.. for the love god ... Who invented the roundabout and how in the world do you execute it!?!?!? :)

As for the 2 drink limit in Concord, MA.. that might be a city law.. I grew up in MA.. drank in many bar's there.. never had a limit without food.. weird..