uh oh.... lil accident in my garage... funny! must read

[rista]

okay. here's the full story. i was at a softball game that this girl i like was at while all this happened, so what i tell ya is what my family said. my lil sister is having a welcome home party for one of her friends this weekend so she was gonna clean out the garage so they could have a 'dance floor'. well, my fathers lincoln mark viii was parked in the garage and she needed it out of the way, well in front of the lincoln was my mothers chevy blazer, so she had to move the blazer out of the way before she could get the lincoln out. (interesting tidbit - my lil sister is only 14 and has never sat in the drivers seat of a vehicle before) she goes to put it in reverse and goes for the brake at the same time, well, she got it ass backwards and put it in drive and put the gas to the FLOOR!!!! my mom, who was inside and had no idea she was moving the vehicles, said it sounded like an "atomic bomb" going off outside. so my moms blazer needs a new front bumper and dads lincoln needs pretty much a whole new front clip (except passenger side fender). oh, and i also forgot to mention that there was a barbeque grill about 2 feet in front of the lincoln and my ping pong table was folded up behind it as well, both are demolished, as is my work bench and the wall to the garage is bowed out about a foot. i would definately have to say this is the funniest crap i've seen in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. and since i know you guys just love to see all the stupid and crazy crap we do down here in 'swamp'east missouri i'll post a link with pics. http://webpages.charter.net/rrister - temporary page (http://webpages.charter.net/rrister)

[BleedBlue81]

First...I bet you've never been so glad you were out trying to pick up a chick!! Cuz how pissed would you have been if one of those 2 cars was yours?!?

Second...It looks like a tornado demolished your garage...she really did a number on that place!!

Third...It's a good thing you posed in there looking like you'd been pinned between the two cars, because that caused me to actually laugh out loud at work! :rofl:

[Aries]

lol.. those pics of you pinned between the car kept getting funnier and funnier as I went through it...

[rista]

glad to put a smile on your faces today:thumbsup: we were gonna go all out and pour catsup all over the ground under us, but mom gave me the :thumbsdn: on that. you know what the only thing that pisses me off about this thing, my stupid bbq grill and ping pong table. anyone wanna feel sorry for me and donate me a grill :puppydogeyes;

[MetallicaCougs]

you should shrink 818 and use that as you avatar. That's too funny. I'd hate to be the one to explain that to your insurance agent tho.

[ladz]

where'd you get that there ping pong table? looks like one i used to have a few years ago, and then sold at a garage sale....hmmm.


funny **** though...i spit cheese on the monitor.

lAdZ

[BleedBlue81]

Here's the real question...is your sister still alive today?

[rista]

ping pong table was bought at a yard sale about 4 months ago............ coincidence?

and yes my lil sister is still alive and didn't even get in trouble the least bit....... that kinda made me furious. she wrecks the cars and don't get in trouble, and last week mom woke up and looked outside and seen beer cans all over the yard, and guess what, I GOT IN FREAKIN TROUBLE!!!!! answer me this question, what the hell is wrong here?

and i think i'm gonna shrink that one and use as my avatar, vanilla just isn't cuttin it anymore (never thought i'd say thatcustom_images/emoticons/shocked.gif )

[rista]

oh, and does anyone think i could sell the bbq grill or ping pong table in the 'for sale' section on the boards here?

[sonza68]

Those pics are great. Poor Mark.:(

You should be able to. I've seen people sell computer stuff and video games in there.

[ladz]

this was a few years ago...oh well....kinda freaky anyway.

those pics are freakin hilarious...

lAdZ

[BleedBlue81]

Originally posted by: rista
and i think i'm gonna shrink that one and use as my avatar, vanilla just isn't cuttin it anymore (never thought i'd say thatcustom_images/emoticons/shocked.gif )

Dude...I don't think Vanilla Ice has been "cutting" anything since '92... :rofl:

[rista]

apparently you haven't heard the new rendition of ice ice baby. it is freakin awesome, it's totally out of control heavy rock. you must listen to it

[MetallicaCougs]

That's what was playing at America's Pub when we were leaving Trainwreck. I remember wondering why they were playing that song then realized it was different. Altho I don't know if I would say it was heavy rock but then again I only heard part of it.

[BleedBlue81]

Yeah...I didn't notice much difference between what was playing and the original song...then again, we were downstairs and outside...so maybe that had something to do with it? :shrug:

[rista]

well the one i heard was pretty heavy rock.