Road Rage=me

[gyger]

I was on my way to work driving down a two lane road that merges about 1/4 up.
I'm in the Geo so there's no need to speed or rush because the car is incapable of speeding
or rushing. Anyway I'm sitting at the light behind some people, light turns green here we go
driving along and all the sudden a white workers van comes flying up on the right hand side.
Well traffic wasn't moving fast so I was already pretty close to the car infront of me. This guy
starts to get over and I don't mean slowly I mean just trying to push me out of the way.
Anyone that knows me knows if a someone is using there turn signal I'll gladly let hime or her
in my lane. But this guy had no turn signal on and was literally trying to push me out of my
own lane. But hey it's Friday so who cares I flip him off and don't give it a single thought he
gets behind me and procedes to ride my bumper. I don't care I'm in a prizm you moron hit me.
So I stop in the left lane because after it merges it goes back into two lanes. He pulls up in the
right lane and gets about an inch from my right door and starts yelling and calling me out.
Big mistake I'm kinda quiet and laid back but if you call me out be prepared to get the F$%^
out of you car. So I speed up to the red light and stop I guess he thought I was running away
because he followed in the right lane pretty quick. But boy was he and his friend surprised
when I jumped out of my little red Prizm and walked right up to his damn window. I wasn't a raging
pyshco I just politly asked him to step out of his car. He called me an a-hole, I asked him and his
friend to get out of the van. They said no so I got back in my car. It was nice to watch two grown men
lean away from the window when I walked up. Word of advice to anyone and everyone if you
call someone out and they get out and there is two of you and you don't get out you are a huge piece os $h!t

Later
Mike
:wiggle:

[Blackcoog]

lol thats awsome :)

[ArizonaCougar]

Yeah man... way to stand up against those f'ers - just gotta watch out for that one crazy mo fo packin' heat!

[doobiesnack]

well newbie here but i gotta tell i was coming for the home depot .... and a big white dude followed me after he was trying to run me off the exit ramp with his monster astro van. He followed me and i was scared ****less and i didn't know why he was followimg me cause he was the one trying to run me off,and all of a sudden the adrenaline kicked in and with out thinkingi stopped my coog. on a 2 way street about a block away from the ramp exit,and he stoped right behind me.. so i kinda rushed to the door right before he opened it and as he stuck his leg out , ===(but this whole time that i ran out i dont remeber **** about it cause i think i must have blacked out or its one of those times it happens so fast and you dont remeber) === anyway he stuck his leg out and i put all my lil140 pounds weight onto the lil 5 second sprint and i slammed the door on his leg as he was gettin out, and i have never ever seen such a FAQ'N cry baby grown man> the impact and the sound of the door slamming on his leg just disturbing to me and i kinda froze, and as he reopened the door all the way to get his leg out his wife( thug looking hooker) came around and threaten to slap me and she said they had guns and she was gonna cap my brown ass, and so i slowly walked back and and the dude stepped out all the way and kinda just stared at me with his little watery eyes and so to make this short i slowly got in my car and and drove slowly away but i made sure to drive around a while before i actually got back home as i didnt want anyone following me. So yeah not much of a point to my story but letting everyone know that lil guys(I'm 5'6) can also kick big ass:smoke-t:

[BigKat]

Originally posted by: doobiesnack
well newbie here but i gotta tell i was coming for the home depot .... and a big white dude followed me after he was trying to run me off the exit ramp with his monster astro van. He followed me and i was scared ****less and i didn't know why he was followimg me cause he was the one trying to run me off,and all of a sudden the adrenaline kicked in and with out thinkingi stopped my coog. on a 2 way street about a block away from the ramp exit,and he stoped right behind me.. so i kinda rushed to the door right before he opened it and as he stuck his leg out , ===(but this whole time that i ran out i dont remeber **** about it cause i think i must have blacked out or its one of those times it happens so fast and you dont remeber) === anyway he stuck his leg out and i put all my lil140 pounds weight onto the lil 5 second sprint and i slammed the door on his leg as he was gettin out, and i have never ever seen such a FAQ'N cry baby grown man> the impact and the sound of the door slamming on his leg just disturbing to me and i kinda froze, and as he reopened the door all the way to get his leg out his wife( thug looking hooker) came around and threaten to slap me and she said they had guns and she was gonna cap my brown ass, and so i slowly walked back and and the dude stepped out all the way and kinda just stared at me with his little watery eyes and so to make this short i slowly got in my car and and drove slowly away but i made sure to drive around a while before i actually got back home as i didnt want anyone following me. So yeah not much of a point to my story but letting everyone know that lil guys(I'm 5'6) can also kick big ass:smoke-t:

hahah...that's a great story :cool:

don't try this at home, kids! :smoke-t:

[gyger]

Yeah man... way to stand up against those f'ers - just gotta watch out for that one crazy mo fo packin' heat!
I hear ya but no one packs in Hudson/Twinsburg they are all richers!!!:biggrin: Thanks though

Nice job doobiesnack
I used to live in AZ where you at?
I was on Baseline and S. Hardy right by Guadalupe (tempe)
way to smash the door on the F^%$&r I thought this part was funny

she was gonna cap my brown ass dude you should have grabbed her boobs
and then ran like hell to your car just to piss her off LOL:rofl:

[BigKat]

lol would you try to grab a thug-looking hooker's boobs? :tongue:

I would if someone gave me a thousand bucks or something, but I don't believe that was the case

[MetallicaCougs]

I'm just going to say you have to be careful with that stuff. Too many news reports about people getting gunned down or stabbed or whatever in those road rage incidents.

Glad it turned out ok.

[99CouGSweetRide]

hey yea these are all great ways to get shot! :banghead:

Mike

[Magoo]

lol these are great stories...nobody better follow me once I get my baby back. Thats for sure...

[gyger]

MetallicaCougs: I agree
I've just had it with morons on the road thinking they can push people around
yes...... to grabing thug looking hookers boobs though:rofl:

[Ruffian]

These incidents are the exact reason why I keep my aluminum bat in the trunk. Its funny how many people will talk sh*t in their car and threaten to beat u up but when they see the bat, they drive off in their vehicle as if it was stolen, LOL that will teach them!

[Dante]

Hahaha Ruffian, that's awesome.

[FiRe]

Speaking of bats, I went to this party with a group of friends, and they brought a bat...so I was like, "what kind of party is this", they said that the guy was moving out of his house and the town was going to tear it down, so we tore it down b4 the town could get to it :)

[GrandMasterKhan]

nothing intimidates someone more than Nunchaku

[BigKat]

Originally posted by: GrandMasterKhan
nothing intimidates someone more than Nunchaku

I'll stick with the good ol' board with a nail in it. :)

[doobiesnack]

Originally posted by: BigKat

Originally posted by: GrandMasterKhan
nothing intimidates someone more than Nunchaku

I'll stick with the good ol' board with a nail in it. :)

wow Bigkat, youre really old school huh?? just try anything that invloves rushing the other person but i myslef now carry brass knucles and a butterflyknife:evil: i want to carry a something bigger but i dont know what?