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Frank
01-28-2003, 03:57 AM
Since my Cougar is getting a new bumper cover put on, I've been stuck driving my beater everyday, an 88 Beretta GT, 2.8 V6, 5-speed MTX. Some background on the car:

First, it only cost $400. No matter what I tried, I could not get the thing to idle right... always wanted to stall. In desperation, I adjusted the throttle stop so that the throttle plate is always cracked open a hair. It now idles at around 1000-1500RPM now, and it's got throttle hang from hell during shifts... but it doesn't stall out anymore, so I'm happy. Second, the power brake booster is totally shot. So I've gotta stand the pedal to make it stop. But it saves me time at the gym, so no biggie. Most of the oil in it is a few years old - but it does have one fresh quart of mobil-1 I used to top it off with the other day (it only leaks from 3 different places - nothing serious). It also doesn't leak that much antifreeze anymore, since I plugged most of the cracks in the radiator with muffler-weld.

To compensate for the mechanical problems... I've done some big performance mods. I cut off the muffler and replaced it with straight-pipe. Not only that, but I clamped on a nice 3-inch chrome tip. Not only have I saved weight, and improved its looks, but it now sounds like a finely-tuned John Deere. I also replaced the stock airbox with a conical air filter. It also has a full body kit on it... painted flat-black to match the rest of the car. The big 15-inch rims the car came with were also replaced with lightweight 14-inch alloys off an 86 Z-24 at some point in the cars lifetime. Obviously, this car has had a history of being tuned for performance.

The transmission was recently rebuilt as well. So far, the only thing I've managed to break is the first gear synchro... but how often do you really have to downshift into first anyway?

So... onto the big race. I was driving home from class when I caught the attention of a stock silver ATX Cougar. After weaving our way through traffic, we managed to catch a light. This kid had his girlfriend with him, and I saw him point at my car and laugh. Then he said something to his girl and they were both laughing and staring at my car. I revved my tractor engine in defiance. Light goes green and he's pushing that ATX for all it's worth. Since I still can't launch this car worth a damn, I was just spinning the passenger-side front tire... finally I gave up on first gear and shifted into second. He was about 1.5 car lengths ahead when the car finally hooked in 2nd. That's all this clown would get. By the top of second, I had pulled even with him. Shifted into third, chirped the 14-inch tires, and the car just leapt ahead. Shut it down at around 80, 2 car lenghts ahead. He just kept on it and flew past.... didn't look like he ever let off.

So the moral of the story... as sh!tty as Isuzu manual transmissions are, Mazda automatics are even worse.

cougarXR7
01-28-2003, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by: Frank


So the moral of the story... as sh!tty as Isuzu manual transmissions are, Mazda automatics are even worse.


heh, you got that right. :)

LostRacer
01-28-2003, 01:12 PM
:rofl: Great detail in the story. :rofl:

topgunz1
01-29-2003, 12:09 AM
good kill! I want to see some pics of this beretta, sounds like a beast

B3NN3TT
01-29-2003, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by: Frank
Not only have I saved weight, and improved its looks, but it now sounds like a finely-tuned John Deere. I also replaced the stock airbox with a conical air filter. It also has a full body kit on it... painted flat-black to match the rest of the car. The big 15-inch rims the car came with were also replaced with lightweight 14-inch alloys off an 86 Z-24 at some point in the cars lifetime. Obviously, this car has had a history of being tuned for performance.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Man, I bet I could have taken you in my 82 Citation V6 hatch...

It was an auto, but I've got one word, dude- CARBURETED.

Fear the carburetors. FEAR THE CARBURETORS!

Kaioshin
01-29-2003, 03:25 AM
dude, my last car was an 88 berretta GT!!
It had the sweetest testerosa(sp) ground effects on it. That thing sounded like a friggin Z-28. I would have loved to have a race between my coug and the b-redda.
I think it would be a good race. I had no mods on it other than the GTO headlight blackouts **yay pep-boys** :banana:

The funny thing is i had stalling problems when idling too. I had that thing towed away more times than i can remember :)

-shin

Faboo
01-29-2003, 10:36 PM
Man....a couple of my freinds at my school have a berreta and a corsica....totally stock...and those things sound BAD (like good kinda bad.....um.....yeah) when he hits the gass going 40 or so....it sounds like he has a borla on there or something.....funny as hell...kinda like my other friends 85 camry...it idles like a stinking twin turbo murcielago

Keliente
01-30-2003, 03:01 AM
I revved my tractor engine in defiance

lmfao.

Fastam
01-30-2003, 05:33 AM
lol yeah i used to have a 1992 Cav Z24. it had the 3.1L V6 ,that thing sounded great . too bad it was slow.

140HP 185lb-ft.

Dante
01-30-2003, 01:56 PM
Hahahah, nice kill man, post of pics of this BEAST!

Frank
02-04-2003, 01:59 AM
As requested... I took some pics. Truly it is a beater among beaters. But keep it on the DL. I'd be afraid to go near a trailer park with it.... there would be men of all ages trying to hump the legendary Beretta....

B3NN3TT
02-04-2003, 12:37 PM
Cool, Frank...very Mad Max. I think it's the mirror-like finish that does it...

cougarXR7
02-04-2003, 03:17 PM
Damn that is the beater of all beaters... custom_images/emoticons/shocked.gif


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